The Hazbin Hotel Valentine Cards Are WILD!

coming home after a long day

He's thinking: Please bridal carry me, I will die a happy death.

YES, Hunter. That's your girl.

Recently received the skills to draw overnight.

So serotonin will be my drugs

Outside of the heacanon i posted earlier, what if the reason Fronnie is bc

Coders: 🤭"I'm gonna make the bots gaaaaaaaaaay."

The owner: "I will fire you, if you do."

Coders: "Nuh Uhhhh

The owner: "Oh. Dammit."

angel has never experienced a healthy relationship with his sexuality.

when he was alive, he would have had to hide it; maybe a few chaste kisses with guys here and there, maybe a single trip to a basement bar that required knowing the right people and the right password- but never anything substantial, or open, or fulfilling. and even if he could have those experiences, they were dangerous; he’s the son of a high power mob boss, and angel cares so much about his family- about molly- that he would never do anything to jeopardize that.

so when he gets to hell, he’s vulnerable. he’s pent up. he’s spent thirty years in life suppressing his sexuality- but here, with all of the other queers? with all of the people like him? he experiments, and gets a rush because it’s new, and he’s new, and shiny, and easy to manipulate. he has a new body that he needs to understand, anyway, right? there’s no harm in trying things out.

and when valentino gets a whiff of him, when he sees a sparkling new sinner ready and willing to learn in death what he could never have in life, he easily jumps in for the kill.

angel’s foundation of his sexuality is manipulated. it’s not until he meets husk that he, for the first time since he was born, since he was alive, has a sexual experience that’s founded on consent and his pleasure, not just what he’s supposed to like. and that’s terrifying, but it brings its own thrill at the same time. husk is the first person to care about him in public, in ways angel didn’t know he needed, in ways not just focused on coercion or obligation.

ALSO VIV WHAT THE FUCK????

I love how it's "a bitch" and not "that bitch". He's not mad at someone, he's just angy.

Husk: not caring at all that Angel does sex work, flirts with people to get free stuff, having people hit on him all the time.

Angel: sees one person look a little to long at Husk. “I will stab a bitch!”

So I can do traditional art but the moment ibis opens I drone out, absolutely clueless. Maybe its the damn brush. Maybe its something else. I'll never know.

I'm convinced one of the reasons furries are hot is because the maw/mouth is one with the nose, so it's as if there isn't one. Me and a lot of furries I've talked to have said they find smaller noses attractive and 2 said they would fw voldemort.

Vaggie: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Angel: Well Husk and I-

Husk: *elbows Angel*

Angel: ...wouldn't know.