NO ONE BREAK THE 69 PLEASE

Ballister to Ambrosius, both of which are at a club, sitting at the bar: Babe, I'll be right back, got to use the restroom.

Ambrosius, hearing him sit down next to him again: I love you.

The guy who sat down next to him, in an American voice that obviously isn't Ballister's: I'm not gay.

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Ballister: Amby, it's okay.

Ambrosius, sobbing uncontrollablly: I'M SO SORRY, BAL. I DIDN'T KNOWWWWWWW.

Ambrosius: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Ballister and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Ballister .

Angel: Oh, I'll reveal my secrets~

Husk: *teaching Angel how to cheat at poker* So this trick's called "bottom dealing"-

Angel: Well, you know all about dealin' with bottoms, don't ya, Whiskers? 😜

Husk: ...

Husk: I'm startin' to understand why a magician never reveals his secrets.

I EAT. IS YUMMY. THANK.

Once I saw this photo I just knew I HAD to draw it as huskerdust, so here it is LMAO

*SLAM*

*SLAM*

*SLAM*

MITSKI REFERENCE.

(tell me don’t so I can crawl back in)

*exhausted sigh* Finally, I have some time to myself and I can just draw and NOOOOOOOOOO ITS OUT FUCKING BATTERY IM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE NEAREST OR- oh hey would you look at that it was just powered off.

If Helluva Boss doesn't have a sad ending I'm going to cry. Actually I'm probably going to cry either way.

Who's the blue guy?

I love these gay robots

I just realized that Jinx has long hair bc she hates change and is afraid of cutting, ergo inciting a change in the way she sees herself.

I was reading fanfiction and looking at fanart again, and while I find grumpy lover Blitzø funny, I don't think he's a grumpy lover. Have you seen the way he treats people he cares about?

My guy is literally ALWAYS doting on Loona. Constantly giving her affection, constantly giving her gifts, stopping whatever he's doing to go and help her, constantly protecting her, need I go on? Shes literally the only one he actually isn't a jackass to. Like, she can be completely awful, and here he is, defending her no matter what.

With Barbie Wire, while he did sabotage her job, he never once went out of his way to be mean to her, just insulting the people she works with and only getting mad at her because she didn't tell him he was out of rehab. And from what we can see, his is very clingy to her, to the point where it was annoying.

He was a dick to Fizzarolli, but that was before they knew what was going on and when they made up, he's affectionately mean to him and is determined FLABBERGASTED at the way Mammon spoke to Fizz. Like, bro had to take off his glasses to hear that shit.

Honestly, he's a dick to Moxxie, but paying closer attention stuff you can also see that he's still incredibly clingy to him and cares about him a lot, even if he finds him annoying (but also wants to sleep with him and Millie, and literally stalking.???? Yeah, ik it's cuz he wants what they have, but hope the show addresses that instead of it just being used as a joke). I think Moxxie is one of the reasons the fandom believes that he'd be a grumpy lover, but I think it's more about their personality clashes. Blitzø is a Chaotic shit-talking jackass who has crazy ideas for shit, while Moxxie is more reasonable, nervous, and down to earth, which Blitzø believes to be annoying.

For Millie, well, we don't see them have one-on-one interactions much (plz give Millie more attention she's literally so wonderful) but from what we can see, he thinks very positively of Milie and their on great terms, with both of them giving each other nicknames and them enabling each others chaotic behavior. The only downsides that I can see their friendship having is the fact that Blitzø literally stocks her and Moxxie and sexually fantasizes about her, despite Moxxie and Millie being married. Also, Millie referring to Loona as "her bosses hellhound" and treating Loona like a dog, but in the show, Blitzø has only seen her do that once and corrected her once, so I don't think he knows much about that.

This has turned into me analyzing Blitzø's close friendships, and sorry for getting off topic, but talking about how Blitzø would be annoyingly affectionate with Stolas again! From all this, I imagine that if Blitzø and Stolas ever did get into a relationship and get past all their bullshit and trauma, Blitzø would literally just be like, "Oh my Satan, haiiiii😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ how's my favorite prince doing 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚I got you flowers and mice because ily so much❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Remeber to take care of yourself and take your meds 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺I love you🥰🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"

Valentino listens to f*gg*t by MSI and you can't tell me otherwise.