There's This One Specific Construction Worker At Work Who Is Like A 11/10 And He Saw Me Pushing Some

iI'm so sorry for the amount of huskerdust posts I've been reblogging. They have me in a chokehold.

Angel: Kinkyyyyyy...

I'm sorry

Mega. Xylophone. (Electric). Synthesizer.

M.X.E.S. Actually stands for “Mega X-treme Estrogen Synthesizer” in case you were wondering

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

Sorry I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Huskerdust is slowly but surely reality.

I CANT UNSEE ACE VISCONTI

I no joke cried after reading this

And then he proceeded to storm into the kitchen and demand they make a gluten free, dairy free tomatoless pizza

They prolly just gave the kid some ice cubes hahahhh

Imagine half of your entire personality was made to love pizza and you meet who can’t even touch it smh

I am fully aware there are gluten/dairy/tomato free options for pizza, most of which I have tried, some of which I have liked-

BUT, In my mind, fazbear entertainment wouldn’t really care enough to have an anything free version and would never have programmed Freddy to even know about other options-

Fazbear entertainment is a horrible company in my imagination haaaah :)

Local boy abducted by witch. His teeth are now inside out as a result of "Malaria poisoning".

More at 11

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

Police: *pulls them over* Excuse me sir, are you with him? Do you need any help?

Glamrock Freddy: He will not talk to you.

Glamrock Freddy: How do I make a date really romantic?

Glamrock Chica: Hm... be mysterious!

Glamrock Freddy: Okay.

*Later*

Glamrock Bonnie: So, where are we going?

Glamrock Freddy: None of your business.

angel going ‘hey babe, watch this’ and doing a death drop and husk spends at least five seconds thinking angel just snapped his leg and died right in front of him