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Fuck off b*lly stans eww
Reblog this to remind B*lly stans not to interact.
Throwing up and crying
if they give us a trailer at tudum i'll actually pass out
the main thing we know about what might have been already taped for s5 is that:
there was a pic of noah in a harness
there was a pic of noah at the roller rink in his finale outfit
meaning, it's likely will is getting vecna'd and they already shot it
meaning, if they have a trailer it's probably going to end on the cliffhanger of will levitating and/or vecna saying "will...."
I drew kris and in gonna draw more characters from deltarune yippee
Alt version
I got slapped in the face with that last photo, i felt like I was reading a really good fanfic and then BAM this is tumblr
when the final scene of stranger things is a grown-up will byers at his kitchen table, drawing, and he calls out “hey, sweetheart? can you bring me my good eraser?” his husband walks out of their home office with the eraser in his left hand, wedding band glinting, wordlessly handing will the item.
will smiles up at him. “thanks, michael,” he teases, and mike leans down to kiss him. “you know, you still need to finish your part of volume 5 before we can send this out.” mike stands up, huffs a laugh and gently rubs will’s shoulders.
the camera focuses on what will’s been drawing—the first draft of a graphic novel. will reaches forward and flips from the early page he’d just been sketching on, which depicts the dnd campaign from s1e1 and will getting captured by the demogorgon, and flips to the end, which depicts the Party saving him in s5 (which we’ve just seen earlier in the episode).
“remember?” will points at empty speech bubbles on the page. “this was all happening in your perspective. i was literally in a trance. i can’t fill it in for you,” will laughs, a mirth-filled sound that radiates through their cozy kitchen and living room.
“oh my god, and especially this part.” will flips back to volume 4 of their comic, showing frames of will and mike in the pizza van. “you left all your thought bubbles empty, babe. lucas and dustin are brutal when they edit our shit, you know they won’t let it slide—”
“yeah, yeah,” mike smiles. he sighs as he reaches down and traces his fingers over the thessalhydra on the final pages of the novel. “will?”
“yeah?”
“this is gorgeous.”
“oh, stop.”
“…and i wanted to ask you—“
“yeah?”
“do you think anyone will believe us?”
the room falls silent. will knows what he means—are readers going to believe that this really happened to them and their friends, that this is really their love story? or are they going to think it’s pure fiction? just a metaphor, maybe? and the bigger question hangs between them: do they want people to believe them?
mike clears his throat and continues. “i guess i should ask you what i’m really worried about. do you think people will… like it?”
finally, will’s face breaks into a beaming smile. “oh, yeah. the smart ones. the ones who know what it’s like to be… different.” will leans back into his husband’s arms. “it’s late. we should sleep. el is picking us up early tomorrow, remember?”
“oh yeah, that’s right. she’s really excited about teaching that yoga class.”
they laugh together and roll their eyes lovingly at the thought of their best friend, and will gets up from his chair. he starts to follow mike into their room, but gets stuck on the image of the whole Party physically pulling him from vecna’s clutches on the final page.
mike notices and peeks out from the hallway. “hon, you coming?”
“yeah,” will says, and he smiles fondly, thinking about how lucky he is to have the people that he has, and to have been to hell and back with them. “yeah, was just looking at a couple things.” he sighs and closes the book, and follows mike. his voice trails off as he says “you know, i’m still not sure about the title…”
the camera shows us that the draft’s cover reads:
STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED…
by William & Michael Byers
Introduction by Jane “El” Hopper
Epilogue by Maxine Mayfield-Sinclair
Henclair Media, 2016©
I leave tumblr for a day and... EVERYONE is kicking and screaming with tears of joy or sadness and it's fucking hilarious
an *updated* list of my personal favorite ways to censor midleven so we don’t end up in their tag:
mickey mouse
multiplication
malificent
mac and cheese
mystery machine
mike wizouski
my little pony
marco polo
moldy bread
milkvan
mr. mom
mustard
macramé
manly man
maroon
millimeter
magic marker
microsoft
minecraft
mary jane
mountain boot
Miranda cosgroove
mercedes benz
monster high
malarkey
mtv
marlavo
merry go round
mark zuckerberg
maleficent
mario kart 8
matilda
malibu barbie
marty mcfly
mozzarella stick
iMovie music
menstruation
minions the rise of gru
mosquitos
monopoly man
mad hatter
miraculous ladybug
mothman
mildew
marimba
mellophone
macarena
moto moto
music man
mary had a little lamb
midleven
moves like jagger
master sword
mean girls the musical
mr. clean
marsupials
mississippi
massachusettes
milhouse
muggleborns
macys thanksgiving day parade
moonwalking
mamma mia here i go again
megamind
mozart
monster energy drink
remember guys, especially those new to byler tumblr, it’s important to censor m1leven when talking about it (especially if it’s an anti post)! let’s keep stranger things shipping tumblr as chill as possible and stay out of each others tags. have fun you guys!
WHAT THE FUCK????
August 5-9 : script crisis
August 17 : bald Michael epidemic
August 18 : serial Matt Duffer kidnappings
Plot twist, anon is actually a duffer they kept hidden away in a cage because they were too good and they escaped and they immediately went to byler tumblr bc only they would listen to something this insane
S5 moment where Will is about to go into the upside down and Mike is the only one who knows, all of them are in battle, too focused to notice. Then the camera shifts between Mike and Will, one leaving and the other staying. Then, as we get a close up on Mike’s face, his realization. There’s a montage, all the times he lost him, it was seven, the Byers taking Will away so El closes the gate, the rain fight, Will moving away. Wait, no, he’s not losing him again, then, he grabs his bike, several Mikes! and What are you doing?! from the rest of the party being screamed at him as he bikes as hard as he can to catch up to Will, the montage finally showing a younger Mike crying as he rides home after he found Will’s body, to now Mike biking towards him. He’s not losing him. They enter the upside down.
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT ANON.
Here the real question:
Can my byler hyper fixation last for two years until s5 comes out? Let's fuck around and find out
I can't wait for all the midleven shippers to get mentally slapped in the face once byler is Canon and will and Mike kiss
I'll reblog this in like 2 years to say I'm right
So i went to twitter...big mistake lol apparently people are trying to get noah canceled for liking a byler edit that somehow sexualized byler? they act like noah is this creepy old man what is wrong with people i swear it's milkshake shippers 😭
i’m quivering
“what are you doing?”
Rebloging to read all of these
BYLER FIC RECS
(sharing some of my fave reads here!! ♡ there are still a lot of amazing byler fics i have yet to find so might do another part. feel free to drop me some recs too!)
without heart by aceoflanterns
the ouroboros and the choking rose by aceoflanterns
i'm tearing you asunder by smoosnoom
i'd make a deal with god by smoosnoom
Gotta Be A Strange Twist Of Fate by PoeticPatron
A Little of That Human Touch by PoeticPatron
i think we're alone now by friendstolovers
a game of truths by RomeoWrites
a three-step plan to make will byers fall in love by RomeoWrites
a dream always the same by sevensided
I Never Find Out 'Til I'm Head Over Heels
darling, you got to let me know (should i stay or should i go?) by andiwriteordie
mama said you can't hurry love by andiwriteordie
Shrike by StepfordSnarker
Mutual Understanding by drawingandwriting
Me & You by CicatriceEllipsis
Mike Wheeler and the Laws of Motion by queer_we_are
it's my feeling we'll win in the end by queer_we_are
The Red Envelope by themidnighteverlark
kiss it better by beansie
undertow by beansie
WHAT ARE THE LAST TWO? HUH?
August 5-9 : script crisis
August 17 : bald Michael epidemic
August 18 : serial Matt Duffer kidnappings
Im mentally hurting myself looking thru the finbin tag
The reason the phone call was so emotional and why Finney asked Gwen to find Robin in her dreams even though he knows that's not how it works is because Finney had just confessed to Robin earlier that day.
They had just confessed and held hands and now Robin was gone.
PASS IT ON MOTHER FUCKERSSS
mike wheeler likes and wants to kiss boys (will byers)
pass it on
TIME TO CRY
Thinking about how Mike must’ve been a very loud child and how I’m sure Mike must’ve yelled at Will sometime when they were children (not maliciously, but out of excitement) and Will must’ve visibly been scared by that (because of Lonnie) so Mike created the Will voice right then and there and vowed to himself to be more gentle around him.
“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard
reblog to ruffle will's hair
This
no more jonathan glaring at mike instead i think he should pull him aside for a stern talk but then mike starts to ramble and jonathan realises that this isn't one sided at all and mike is clearly having lots of trouble dealing with it so he tries to comfort him about it and mike who has had no comfort from anyone so far and kept hiding it even from himself just cries and then breaks down into a hug sort of similar to the one with hopper in s2. or something!
Canon
this has probably been done before lol
thaANK YOU
the lack of jason carver fanfics is very disappointing. #justiceforjason
Which he should
Idk how Mike saw Jonathan looking at him like this and did not sense that maybe he did something wrong. He looks like he’s trying to make Mike explode with his mind 😭
LMAO I THINK I JUST MADE MY SISTER A SHIPPER SHES SHIPING EL AND MAX
No art today, I’m making dib in the sims
He’s doing hot girl shit
If only there was dib’s little stupid hair bone as an accessory I would’ve used it.
Pussys pussys pussys
Marvel and Sony are pussies pass it on