How The FUCK Does Helluvaboss Keep Getting Worse?? Like We Have An Entire Episode Dedicated To Gaslighting

i swear elevators are torture machines, this shit makes SO MUCH NOISE and the worst part is when you say you hate it cause you're scared and people are like "nah stop being dramatic elevators are the safest shit and blah blah blah"

my brother in Christ you just jumped twice and started laughed you should be glad I didn't pissed myself

i hate elevator so much omg I can't breath someone help

piper "wikihow are my feelings comphet or real" mclean, jason "Wait, what does bisexual mean" grace, or leo "google search boys kissing" valdez?

Will shot a gun once, accidentally hit a bird and then proceeded to cry in his room for 4 hours straight and became vegan for 3 weeks

omg I've been dying to write some fanfictions of my faves but if there's just one thing slightly too ooc I'll actually jump off a bridge out of shame cuz how am I a fan of this character if I can't even write abt them properly?!??!

I hate it here 💔

This is my twin(k) brother Apollo

Artemis, probably

forgot some people think this fruity mf leo isn't queer. life is crazy sometimes

i hate elevator so much omg I can't breath someone help

"awn this would be so cute if I wasn't possessed" Me to any childhood photo my mother ever took of me

Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

We really are the same (the terrible posture I meant)