Crazy

Y/n, kidnapped by Mr. Freeze and tied up to a chair at the edge of a deep ice-filled pool: what do you want!?

Mr. Freeze, jokingly: lets make this easy. You jump into that pool or I leak your wattpad history-

Y/n, without missing a beat, leans back and falls into the pool

Mr. Freeze: OH SHI-

i redownloaded the sims to make this

inspo from this pic

AAAH OMG HE IS SO FCKN FINE 😫😫😫

Once a bird always a bird

could I request some 2007 bill dating a supermodel headcanons? It’s been on my mind lately but i’m too lazy to write it myself </3

(Hey! Sure I can! Thank you for requesting and enjoy!)

Bill Kaulitz x SuperModel

He always is happy to see you

Is such a proud boyfriend

Will gladly show off your relationship and will talk about you as much as he can without giving shit away in interviews

Would happily go to photoshoots with you

You should dragon him into photos ngl

People thought it was a publicly stunt when you guys got together

But nope!

Just two very beautiful people in love

You guys are somehow so gorgeous in every photo is annoying

He will gladly be your stylist, makeup artists and hairstylist

He is about to take everyone's job away

He finds you just so pretty

He probably saw you when he was dragged to a show or he saw you online and was like

"...Pretty."

Only word running through his mind

He found out more about you and just saw you were actually very kind and watched some videos of you

You had an amazing laugh, you were kind and very pretty

He will be in every crowd on every walk you do

Is legit jaw dropped in every outfit you're in

He finds it hard to believe you can be so pretty

Photoshoots are what he loves most

He gets to keep some pictures and gets to be there when you bring him along and see what goes on

If he didn't meet you from a show, he probably met you when his and your manager booked a photoshoot together for a magazine

And boy was so nervous the whole time

He didn't know how to pose, where to look or where to put his hands

And you guys were supposed to look together and have some sorta tension in the photos to advertise something he can't even remember due to nerves

He was giggling and flustered and trying so hard not to pass out as you try and help him

It made it worse for him

He could barely handle being so close to you

He always goes through the pictures paparazzi leaks of you guys doing legit anything and seeing just how beautiful you are

He is 100% the biggest supporter of your modeling career

Your biggest cheerleader and always front row to anything you do

OMG THIS ART IS SO FCKN AMAZING!

"You’re not my Batsy "

can you do like a tom x reader fic where theyre arguing and reader drops the line "pull up your goddamn pants you loser!" from that one sound LMAOO EVERYTIME I HEAR THAT SOUND I THINK OF TOM😭😭😭

(Hello! I love this idea sm and I couldn't help it s here ya go! Enjoy!)

Pull Up Your Pants

"Fuck you!"

"Oh, Fuck me?! Fuck you!"

"Woah!" Bill opened the door, freezing in the door frame with his hands in the air as he walked into what resembled a war zone.

"What's going on…?" Gustav asked, looking around the room to see thrown chairs, you and Tom screaming at each other and clothes thrown around.

"He's a fucking problem! A horn ass dog!" You yelled as an answer, not even looking at Gustav before you threw a shoe at Tom.

"I'm a horn ass dog?!" Tom yelled back, eyes wide in defense as he deflected the shoe, cursing as it hit his finger.

"Yeah! Eye-fucker!" You yelled back, almost laughing when you finally hit your target as Bill, Gustav and Georg walked through the door finally and stepped over thrown articles.

"At least I haven't fallen like an ass on stage!" Tom bickered back, getting a middle finger and throwing another back.

You and Tom didn't even remember how this started, you commented on his flirting with fans and it all spiraled.

Now, like the children you are, you refused to stop.

"What does that have to do with anything?" You yelled back, scoffing at Tom as he turned heel and went towards the door, still looking at you.

"I don't know!"

"Where are you even going?" Bill asked as Tom stormed past him.

"That I also don't know!"

"Don't come crying to me when your 'big dreams' fall apart!" You yelled at his retreating back, it was his usual habit to storm out then storm back into your hotel room.

"Don't fucking hold your breathe!" Tom spit over his shoulder at you, grabbing the door handle and swinging open the door.

It looked oddly weird with how Tom almost ran with his oversized pants, almost weighing him down as you took your chance before he left.

"Pull up your goddamn pants, you loser!" You yelled, completely stopping Tom in his tracks as he slowly turned to you, more offended than ever.

Tom then decided to pull up his pants by both hands, practically jumping, looking like he almost gave himself a wedgie as Gustav had to look away not to laugh and make the argument worse.

"At least I have a fatter ass than you, hoe!" Tom yelled his final insult, and even if it hurt to admit, he did.

The hoe comment was normal, as you guys were best friends before dating so comments were normal, but the ass comment got a beer can thrown at him from the table.

The beer can hit the wall, busting open just as he slammed the door closed with a loud thud, almost shaking the walls.

You all stared at the door for a moment, Gustav, Georg and Bill sharing looks as you plunked yourself onto the couch, breathing heavily.

"Wow…" Bill trailed off, getting a glare from you as he held his arm, slighting and bobbing his head.

"He really does have a fat ass." Georg let out his final thought into the room, getting a look from Bill as Gustav couldn't help but let out his laugh finally.

"Really?" You scoffed, Georg shrugged as you flipped him off.

"The pants hide it." Gustav finally agreed, Georg shot him a look, getting another one back by the Schäfer boy before they slowly turned to you.

All eyes then slowly turned to Bill, who started to collect the chairs and threw around articles.

He finally noticed the silence, turning around to see Gustav and Georg staring at him from where he could see.

Bill looked at them confused for a moment, looking down to see where their eyes were before it clicked.

"Are you guys- are you looking at my ass?!" Bill exclaimed, giving the two looks as they quickly turned away, rubbing their necks or whistling and looking at anything other than Bill.

"Oh my god?!" Bill continued on, giving the two weird looks before he turned to see you leaning back on the couch, a weird look on your face mimicking Georg's an Gustavs.

"(Name)!" Bill yelled, watching as you jumped and turned back right on the couch.

"Why?! What's is- what is wrong with you, assholes?!" Bill yelled, watching you and the two other boys exchange looks.

"I mean…you are identical twins…"

"...I hate you all.

inspired by a friend misspeaking

they forced damian to wear normal clothes for this

Gotta be ready

LIGHTS, CAMERA, READY? LOVE ME!

ˎˊ˗ the cameras are rolling! act natural!

ˎˊ˗ a h.sero smau series

ˎˊ˗ director y/n l/n, given the career she has, is a know-it-all when it comes to romance films. she's the best at executing and handling the cliches, plot twists, and narratives that come with them. so why is it that she was rendered clueless on what to do when anonymous love letters were constantly scattered around set and addressed to her?

ˎˊ˗ co-workers to lovers, pining (one-sided at first), actor!au, quirkless!au

ˎˊ˗ swearing, reader is oblivious, characters are super may be ooc, reader/yn is referred to with she/her pronouns, face claims are present in the series!

ˎˊ˗ status: will start on the first week of august!

SERIES TEASER

backstage & onstage crews!!

the self proclaimed "ms. y/n's fav cast‼️💯" 5 ⭐'s!!! the rest of the team

chapters

001. places, everyone! 002. background! 003.

ˎˊ˗ taglist: open!! (reply or send an ask to be added<3)

@lunatiqez @rueclfer @the-hangry-otter

a/n: I couldn't help myself</3 I needed to post atleast the masterlist and teaser of this for now or I won't be able to sleep at night /srs

TO REAL

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.