They NEED To Work It Out On The Remix Fr

All I want for Christmas is Matt Dillon oiled up in my bed 😔

the virgin suicides, 1999

my loser boyfriend

forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

aegon ii:

how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny

you tell him, baby

the og art and patrick