“Would You Hex Me For A Billion Galleons?”

“Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?”

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Harry: Would you hex me—

Draco: Yes

Harry: ...for a billion Galleons?

Draco: Yes

Harry: You answered before I could finish the question

Draco: Well, you irritate me quite a lot recently. Would you hex me for a billion Galleons then?

Harry: Of course not

Draco: Oh...well now I just feel bad for saying yes

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Hermione: Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?

Pansy: I can try, I don’t want to be arrested for hexing the Minister for Magic though

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Blaise: Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?

Ron: Can I buy food with that money?

Blaise: Yes

Ron: Then yes

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Luna: Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?

Ginny: No

Luna: Really?

Ginny: I don’t think you know how strong my hex is. But you can hex me though, then we can split the money. Good thinking right?

*

Theodore: Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?

Neville: Absolutely not

Theodore: But it’s one billion Galleons!

Neville: No, Theo

Theodore: Aw come on, really? Just one hex!

Neville: Not a chance

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Sirius: Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?

Remus: I’d hex you for a Galleon if you keep bothering me

Sirius: Now that’s just sad

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Regulus: Would you hex me for a billion Galleons?

James: I’d bang you for a billion Galleons

Regulus: ...That’s not what I asked!

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3 years ago

people really watched a movie about the complexities of intergenerational trauma and met the matriarch, a woman who's had her life destroyed, who had to watch her husband die in front of her, fearing for her and her children's lives, and then became so fearful that she spent the rest of her life holding them so tight and being so strict, but eventually learned that they are safe now and she can move on for the sake of herself and her family, actively choosing to break the unhealthy cycle she'd previously estabilished, and decided to paint her as a selfish, wicked monster who brainwashed her entire family and it's insane

4 years ago

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 so the other day madison posted on her story, asking people to stop messaging the girls in hopes of reaching her, and that she’ll do better at looking/responding to dms

guys this literally disgusted me. the fact that SHE NEEDED TO PUBLICLY SAY THAT !!!!! 

first of all, NO ONE should be messaging jadah, carolynn, tori, savannah, etc etc, JUST FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF TALKING/ASKING ABOUT MADI !!! all these women are their own individual person, who do not deserve to feel used, and/or unappreciated. if you are going to message ANY of these girls, it should only be to talk to THEM about THEM ! i can not even begin to imagine what they must feel, when they think  that maybe a fan is messaging them to talk to THEM, and it turns out to be someone asking about their friend. and this isn’t just about madison, it’s also when people dm carolynn about jeremy. put yourself in their shoes, and try to imagine what it’s like to work equally as hard on a project, just to have people only reach out to you to talk/ask about your partners….it’s not okay ! just message the person directly if you wanna say something, it’s that simple. 

second, madison has no obligation to look, respond, or acknowledge any dms from us. and the fact that she felt like she needed to say she was “going to do better” just shows that we as a fandom need to do better. and before someone says ‘well it would be rude…’ or any other crap like that, think of it like this, when you have requests in your dms, from STRANGERS  do you give them the time of day ? do you feel the need to respond ? so why would it be different for her ? just because she has a large fan base ? it’s not, because at the end of the day, she is a normal 16 year old girl. i don’t want to say it’s a privilege of ours, that she, and the rest of the cast, respond to dms, but i honestly can’t think of another word to describe it. she literally doesn’t even have to look at anyone’s messages, yet she does, and sometimes she responds to them, and if this continues, she may just stop. 

as a fandom we need to do better. i think people forget, that madison, and the rest of the cast are regular people. we’re lucky to be a part of a fandom where the celebrities interact so much with their fans, but if this behavior continues, i truly believe so will the interactions. 

i love all of you guys, and i know most of the people who have done this really never meant any harm, but we all need to change. 

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3 years ago

Less “Abuela Alma would be homophobic and unsupportive” HCs more “Abuela Alma would be confused but has the spirit” HCs

Alma, who has been attracted to one person and one person only for 50 years: That young lady in the market today had a lovely… head.

Isabela, trying not to crack up: Thanks, Abuela.

3 years ago

Me to the people who ship jegulus

Me To The People Who Ship Jegulus

Can we be friends?

3 years ago

Abuela Alma

I really need more of you people to undestand that both…

- Abuela Alma loved her family and home but was still terrified of losing everything again after years of no real way to handle her trauma.

- The way Abuela Alma treated the family was hurtful and put way too much pressure on her children and grandchildren.

… can and should co-exist. She clearly loves her family, but she made mistakes.

4 years ago

Zuko: hey I-

Sokka:

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3 years ago

to all the fic writers out there who have made 2021 bearable and have given us all countless hours of happiness and escapism, thank you so much

3 years ago

Marlene: *plays Best Friends Brother by the Victorious Cast, because she genuinely likes the song*

James: *inner panic*

3 years ago

My fyp is full of andrew and camilo, and I’m not complaining.

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