Idek If I’m Doing This Socializing Thing Right At This Point..

Loid Forger really said “ah yes Yor is such a normal person” after she drop kicked multiple people on their first date and then ran after a mugger on their second

THEN he spends one evening with her overprotective drunk brother and immediately clocks him as a member of the secret police.

The duality of this man is truly inspiring.

[id: a light blue  userbox with a pastel blue border and pastel blue text that reads “this user loves chococat ” on the left is an image of sanrio’s chococat. /end id]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss girlban <- NEW

princess ❀

go watch Barbie

nct dream as discord profiles !

yves is an actual angel and got me a whole month of nitro for my birthday 🥺🥺🥺 unfortunately it ends in a couple days so i was playing around with my own profile and thought it would be fun to make some profiles for dream !!

(i didn't actually make these using discord; i went through a whole thing with setting up my own templates so uh. good use of my saturday i guess.)

cw: language, crude humour, some dirty jokes, don't kill me, this is a joke

descriptions below the cut:

mark: part time soundcloud rapper who's only on the server to promote his music and court renjun. paypals anyone willing to stream his songs.

renjun: a fake e girl who uses picrews as his profile pictures and claims he drew them. dupes unsuspecting gamer boys into thinking he's an e girl.... including mark.

jeno: closeted furry who lives in his parents' basement and plays at least 8 hours of fortnite a day. rages on call but refuses to admit to being a toxic gamer.

haechan: toxic yasuo main on league who pollutes the chat with league meta and outdated memes. is solidly convinced that mark is in love with him, and not the resident e girl.

jaemin: genshin whale who will never shut up about his c6 ganyu. has matching statuses with chenle to mock him for always losing 50/50s (actually it's because i forgot to change his)

chenle: genshin f2p who mines bitcoin as a primary occupation and tries to do scam giveaways in the promotions channel. server deafened because he greets every call with high-pitched screaming.

jisung: jeno's poor fortnite buddy who got bribed into listening to mark's music. unironically becomes his biggest fan but refuses to admit it. later evolves into his manager.

i hope this is how the neos imagine their fan's daily life is

-R- Film

help the google search results for reigen are killing me