Keep The Scissors Away From Him! ✂️

Jennie for Hera

hyunjin for marie claire (december 2021)

You know what I'd truly want from a season 2 of uncanny counters? Hyeok-u working at the noodle place. Boy's got nowhere to live and zero experience being a person, no way someone's hiring him. Give me hijinks of the team trying to hide the supernatural from him. The shop is closed half the day, is that normal? Who knows, not Hyeok-u, certainly. A new demon? Oh, guess Hyeok-u will have to look after the shop then. Oh, the noodle is weird? Wait, you're supposed to boil it first? Look me in the eye and tell me customer service is not the best redemption arc.

rin for @earthtooz

Guardians are hypocritical. How can you establish a rule like don’t medal in human affairs but pick counters that have a LOT of baggage.

go watch Barbie

Sunshine || 최찬희

.・゜゜・Pairing; chanhee x gn!reader

.・゜゜Genre; a calm drabble, kinda fluff?

.・゜Warnings; none

.・ Tags; @wooyoung-a @deputyjuyeon @pinkkyu

. Note; This is the drabble inspired by the dream I had of Chanhee sometime this year/ last year!! I used to want to post it when I just made this into a writing blog, but now that Sunnie said to write it, I must ^^

fun fact - the upper note is very old, and now when I'm posting this - the hoop I talked about is a c t u a l l y broken 😭

~298 words

As the middle of the day slowly approached, the sun got just a tad bit stronger. The temperature rose but stayed comfortable, the small breeze accompanying it; playing with the green grass covering most of the park. The sunlight beamed against the empty basketball court, one lonely hoop standing at the end of it. The hoop was cranked to the side, damage done by the numerous balls that were pushed through it each day. However it was empty, the kids that usually play on it all preoccupied with school.

The scent looming over the park could only be described as a scent of late spring and nature. It threaded the air, cleaning it of all the toxic fumes the city could send over through it. The day felt so unreal, as if it was bringing even inanimate objects to life, colors bright from the way sun bounced off of them.

Sitting back and observing everything in silence brought you sense of tranquility, the feeling of being apart of nature even if there were apartment building surrounding you.

Chanhee's shadow got your attention as he waddled over beside you, taking a seat right the barely present shadow the tree above you provided. The sun made it slightly harder to look at him, but he himself looked like a human sunshine. He was shining, from the white outfit he wore, his soft pink hair braided with the beams of light, all the way to the bright smile adorning his face. He seemed like an angel at that moment, prompting you to return the smile.

He didn't interrupt the calmness of the moment, but the way his knee rested touching with yours caused a tingling sensation to run down your spine, butterflies settling in as a result of his gentle nature.

i'm not sure what to do anymore. i've come onto this app to have fun and share my art but instead i get harassed. i've turned off my asks and i will continue to block and report you, i don't care. i have not blocked you for "no reason". you're obviously being inappropriate and OBSESSIVE over someone who does not and will not care about you. think twice before speaking because i swear, i will do everything in my power to keep you away from me and my friends. fuck you, and grow up. please reblog this or something, idk anymore bro.

scored! : l.c

word count | 12.4k (SORRY idk why i do this to myself either)

pairing | lee chan (svt) x female reader

warning(s) / includes | swearing, mentions of drinking and alcohol, food mentions (lmk if i missed anything!!)

genre | fluff, humour, university au, enemies-to-lovers au

notes | uh i don’t really know how game season works bc it’s not really a thing in unis here (?) so ;-; please forgive me for any (inevitable) inaccuracies hghhghe also this is my first time making a moving banner so shhh just ignore how bad it is gwhsha

summary: lee chan should really stop winning so many games for your university, because as the resident writer for the sports column of the student newsletter, you’re starting to get really sick of having to cross paths with him all the time.

a/n: happy birthday to my boyfriend (/j) chan who’s also a rat (derogatory) bc he never pays rent for living in my head 🙄💗 also just thought everyone should see this clip that kinda inspired this whole fic okay bye—

WEEK NINE.

You love writing for your university’s student newsletter, you really do; you just hate the person you have to write about.

“Stupid Lee Chan and his stupid wins,” you grumble, stomping across the football field with your notebook grasped tightly in your hold. Seungkwan kindly got you one with a hard cover for the new school year, because he will never forget that particular afternoon last year when you stormed into Wonwoo’s office and slammed down a crumpled sheet of recycled paper onto his hardwood desk, with LEE CHAN’S STUPID INTERVIEW #4 messily scrawled across the top of the page.

Something about the look on your face that day told Seungkwan you didn’t particularly care if Chan saw the title, written in all caps with a black marker. Hell, you probably wanted him to see.

Thus entered the hard-cover notebook so no other innocent sheet of paper would have to meet its unfortunate demise at the hands of your never-ending feud with the star player.

“Well,” Mingyu begins, easily catching up to you thanks to his long legs, “they don’t call him the ace of the team for no reason, you gotta admit that those goals he scored at the game were pretty awesome. Redstone U stood no chance.”

You hate everything about the soccer field; the dirt that gets trapped between the grooves of your soles, the occasional rogue ball that comes whipping at your head at light speed, the jock who’s currently waiting for you at the bleachers…

“Yeah, he’s a good player, I guess. But I think he let all the attention get to his head.” You lift your free hand to shield your face from the late afternoon sun, beads of sweat already forming along your hairline. Damn you for always forgetting to apply sunscreen before heading to the field, Minghao will have your head when he finds out. “Every time he poses for you while you take his photos, I just want to throw up.”

“I don’t know, Y/N,” Mingyu singsongs, “people don’t throw themselves at him for no reason either. Plus, I think that blonde hair he has going on right now suits him really well.”

Your lips purse together as you swallow down a bitter remark about how you absolutely do not find Lee Chan attractive, especially not with the new hair colour he got done over the summer. Who cares that a compliment from Kim Mingyu, most-eligible-bachelor-on-campus extraordinaire, means you’re undeniably hot with a capital ‘H’ and the trademark symbol? Certainly not you.

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the girl literally threatened to run over the ps5 if the boy chooses it over her. the ps5's verse is the ps5 pleading for its life. we haven't considered how stressful the situation must be for the ps5 :(