*wakes Up In A Cold Sweat* Fidlefrod

shoutout to stanford pines for a couple of things, but mainly for writing in flawless cursive while enduring -1 hours of sleep, weeping not for his failed partnership, several injuries, another betrayal, familial issues, and spite.

they all secretly believe they’re the leader, and they’re all wrong.

but most of them listen to varian because it’s like he owns the house they’re having the sleepover at. they do it to give him the illusion of control.

The fact that VARIAN is the leader of Team Radical is so fucking funny to me. You know that clip of The Rock’s character in Jumanji giving some super serious leader talk and then turning around to go “don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t”? That’s Varian

stanford pines you love so deeply even if you’ve spent most of your life burying it. hiding from love is not the same thing as the absence of love.

go on

Do you guys think that Hugo is actually blonde but light blonde is just not his natural shade? That he made his hair lighter to— …Nevermind.

i wish i was a cis, dark-haired boy so my trust issues would become sexy

What you need to understand is that young Ford Pines is joyous and whimsical and also fueled by spite and one million cups of coffee

only been on tumblr for a few days and already it’s like “yeah this is where i go. this is my enclosure.”

figure painting: dead man

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy