Digging In My Trash

ITS 4AM

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Post for @sandersidesbigbang

[Story Name] My Name Is Logan Sanders-Miller

[Author] Vee | @im-an-anxious-wreck

[Charaters] All Plus An Oc

[Rating/Warnings] NA

[ID] [A Family Photo of Kid Roman and Remus, teen Virgil and Logan in the foreground and Adult/Parent Janus, Patton and A Female oc I’m the background. Roman and Remus have yellow paper crowns and dark brown skin. Roman, who has a small faded patch of gold dyed hair, is wearing a white long sleeve shirt with a red sash looking annoying at Remus who has is tongue stuck out at Roman partially hiding behind Virgil. Remus is wearing a black long sleeve shirt and a green sash and has a drawn on mustache. Remus silver streak of not as faded as Roman. Both are in front of Janus. Virgil has a small small smile on his face looking off to the side. His hands are in his hoodie pockets. His hoodie has a small skull on the top right. Virgil has brown eyes and dark skin but not as dark as the twins and vitiligo. Logan is smiling forward at the camera with big square glasses, black dress shirt, and a blue tie with matching blue sweater. Janus has the same dark skin as Virgil and vitiligo as well. Janus has one hand on Roman’s head and one on Patton’s back. Patton hands his hands on Virgil Shoulder and Logan back. Patton has big round glasses and a big smile. The oc has straight black hair and deep brown eyes. She’s smiling softly with one hand on Logan’s back. She’s wrong a white dress shirt, blue sweater, and khaki pants. There is a thumb over the bottom right of the picture frame like someone holding the picture in their hand]

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

Petty Bitch Things Anti Has Said That I Just Can’t 100% Take Seriously:

yOu sToPpEd pAyInG AtTeNtIoN

weLL LOoK wHoS BAcK

hiS BoDy wAs wEAk

I aM eTeRNaL

fUCKING C i R c L e S

mOCkiNg mE wITh yOuR gLITCH bITCH

bUT hE wAs mINe. He wAs wEaK

I wonder wHAt will hAppen to yoUr favoRite bOY™ nExt TiMe

when you’re in the middle of a task and someone reports a body

He a sneaky snek

LOGAN AND ROMAN SANDERS ARE GOSSIPY BITCHY BEST FRIENDS AND THAT’S CANON,

B A B E Y

Dtiys for @/ lil._.nunu on Instagram

He’s a very bad WIP very early in the morning. It’s part of something @residentanchor wrote (hope that’s okay) bc I loved it 💕

(I can’t draw rooms, I know)