A List Of Rules When Interacting With An Aroace Person, By An Aroace Person:

A list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, by an aroace person:

- Do not romantic our platonic. We will not hesitate to smash a rock into your skull.

- Do not piss us off. We're all attached by invisible walkie-talkies. It's like roaches--if there's one, there's definitely another one nearby.

- Do not say things like 'when you're married' or 'when you meet that special person'. Trust me, coming to terms with an aroace identity in a romance-centered world is not a fun, quirky choice.

- Do not assume that we don't like seeing romance/sex in the media. I'm aroace and one of my favourite genres is romance.

- WE ARE LGBTQIA+. Doesn't matter if we're cis, heterosexual but aromantic or heteroromantic but asexual or any other combination of all the various shades of aspec, WE COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE.

- Do not equate being aroace or on the aspectrum to being celibate. It's not the same thing. Being aroace is not a choice.

- Being aroace does not mean we're all lonely or sad. Eating garlic bread is scientifically shown to boost your serotonin levels (don't fact check me on this)

- Living with someone or wanting to live with someone doesn't mean we want them romantically! If you have the option to establish a hideout for you and all your buddies, why wouldn't you?

This was, again, a list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, shown to reduce chances of dying by burnt breadsticks and pasta by 100%!

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1 year ago

I love cavetown sm, sliiping lately, empty bed, and boys will be bugs are pretty good imo

pronoun buddies

anyways, favorite music?

pronoun buddies yippie!

Also i have no idea what my music taste is anymore, i listen to mostly of vocaloid and j-pop/j-rock but for non-vocaloid eng artists i listen to mother mother, mitski, cavetown, set it off, and lemon demon a lot

My friends are trying to get me to listen to mcr and fob who are also pretty good

I also apparently listen to hyperpop?? I dont really know when that started happening but it did

1 year ago
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1 year ago

I think that platonic cuddling should be allowed.

no, wanting to hug someone and have them fall asleep in your lap is not breaching PDA (public displays of affection) rules. I just want a hug.

1 year ago

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

1 year ago

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

1 year ago

3 stages of life :-

BIRTH

What the hell is this

DEATH

4 months ago

I get like really focused on random things and I don't really know why, but here's what's been on my mind for about a week:

The fact that people who sell food products have to be so like specific about every detail of what goes into their food no matter how obvious it is. I'm saying this because there is ONE thing I read that every time I eat from the jar, I just go, "but why tho???"

And I know there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers in this world who caused stupid laws to be put into action, but riddle me this batman:

Say you bought a jar of peanuts.

What is in the jar? What could possibly be in the jar?

Maybe it's peanuts??? Or is that too far-fetched for some people to think???

BECAUSE ON THE JAR OF PEANUTS, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DISCLAIM THAT THE PRODUCT CONTAINS PEANUTS AND "MAY CONTAIN TREE NUTS" AND IT HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN SINCE I MADE THIS REALIZATION THAT IT IS ON THERE.

Like I understand, people want to legally cover their asses for every possible situation. And like since you already have to be so specific about what is in your food product since people have to ingest it and could get sick if they eat the wrong thing, so it makes sense to just do it on all foods.

But like it's so stupid to me like picture this:

Someone walks into a nearby Keyfood and finds a lovely jar of peanuts. They look at the allergy label, seeing if there is anything they are allergic to. Finding nothing, they smile to themself. It must be their lucky day!

They pay for the jar and make their way into their humble abode, ready to consume the delectable goods contained in the jar. They open it and take a small, round peanut and plop it into their mouth, feeling the satisfying crunch of eating it.

Suddenly, they feel panic as their throat starts to close up, their face getting puffy. Oh no, is this an allergic reaction? But they were so careful in reading what the jar of peanuts contained through the allergy warning. Could the jar of peanuts have contained the one thing they were allergic to? Could it have had... peanuts?!

LIKE YOUR ACTIVELY GRABBING A JAR OF PEANUTS FOR CONSUMPTION DO YOU REALLY NEED A WARNING THAT STATES THE FACT THAT SAID JAR OF PEANUTS CONTAINS THE NUT KNOWN AS THE PEANUT???

Like in a court of law, I feel like the judge would have to legally side with the plaintiff since it didn't like say on the label that it contains peanuts, but from a logical standpoint I don't think you should be suing the manufacturer for not putting this label on their product.

Instead, I believe YOU SHOULD BE SUING THE EDCUATION SYSTEM THAT CLEARLY FAILED YOU AS YOU HAVE LITTLE TO NO COMPREHSION SKILLS. HELL, I FEEL LIKE THEY TOOK AWAY THESE SKILLS AS MAYBE A TODDLER WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT A JAR OF PEANUTS HAVE PEANUTS IN THEM.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk about what random thing this week has randomly been ingrained into my mind and fully captured my attention for a lot longer than it should have.


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4 months ago

every so often I think about Kid Icarus: Uprising and goddamn dude

Every So Often I Think About Kid Icarus: Uprising And Goddamn Dude

what a miracle game

what do you mean you got some of the best composers to ever do it in one spot for one game


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1 year ago

hey, I know these are just words on your screen, but I really want you to know that everything is going to be okay. life is weird, brains are weird, and it seems like everything is just overwhelming. all the time.

no matter how hectic things get around you, I know that you'll be okay. things will get easier, and all of these things stressing you out will be so much easier to manage as time goes on. you're capable of pushing through any hurdles you might face because I know you've already made it to the point you are at today, and even though everyone acts like living day to day is easy, I know that it's incredibly difficult to do.

take things easy, you are loved, and everything is going to be all right

1 year ago

THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL MIKU BINDER???

Here’s The Closeted Furries “hey Man… Can U Bum Me A Cig” And “the One Uncle Nobody Invites
Here’s The Closeted Furries “hey Man… Can U Bum Me A Cig” And “the One Uncle Nobody Invites

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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