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when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

they’re ice fruit pops

Help, what do you call these?

It Ki Hong Lee doesn’t play Li Shang I’ll fight a bitch

disney: in this live action mulan remake we’re getting rid of general li shang and replacing him with this new dude who doesnt like mulan until he finds out that shes a girl :))) also no songs

me: GENERAL LI SHANG LOVED MULAN AND PING AND WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY BI

The fact that our body can heal minor damages is quite underrated.

Everytime someone reblogs this post I’ll send an email to the tumblr staff about the notifications

Too Tense to Be Undone (1/4)

Too Tense to Be Undone (¼) | Dan’s never had an orgasm before. Despite being in a relationship with his ex-girlfriend for three years, he’s just never been able to finish. The doctor’s don’t know what’s wrong with him, so Dan’s mostly put it out of his mind. Until his gap year, when he starts talking with AmazingPhil, and accidentally admits that he’s never come before. Phil’s happy to help with more than just convincing Dan to post YouTube videos, if Dan will just give him the chance. | Phan | Explicit | Slight Friends with Benefits, Pining, Eventual Smut, Very Explicit Smut, Dirty Talk, Flirting, Getting Together, 2009, Skype | 4,569 Words This Chapter

Intense thank you to @imnotinclinedtomaturity who has spent the last week editing fics for me because apparently I’m on a roll. Also for spurring me on when I got this idea out of nowhere (I’ll be honest, I saw this really cute porn video on my dash and I couldn’t help myself. It was supposed to be PWP I don’t know what happened). Also thank you to my followers on tumblr who kept encouraging me to go on while I screamed at them that the word length just kept growing.

I’ll be posting every other day, so expect to hear back from me with chapter 2 on Monday :) I’m still writing chapter 4 so uh, extra encouragement would be… appreciated.

Title from David Bowie’s song “Get Real”.

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