Gf: I'm Breaking Up With You

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

thinking about that gambling addict who made the most sophisticated bomb the fbi had come across (at the time) and put it in a casino as revenge and the fbi couldn't disarm it so they had to evacuate the area

i love this game

I love messing with these annoying accounts

just received the best voicemail i've ever received in my entire life. 20 seconds of acapella singing in what sounded like a balkan language with pauses between each line interrupted mid sentence by a slow fade into about 5 seconds of a post rock instrumental interrupted by an abrupt cut into a tts voice soliloquy about Apple Macbook Pro. i feel like i just got LPC'd

HAPPY BDAY FIN FIN I LOVE YUOUU ^_^🩵💙🩵💙

Fear & Hunger 2: Termina - Monologue With The Moon