- I Love Glass, Old Boy. Everything Good Comes In Glasses.

mr ‘family guy’ nobody

There’s a Subway where I live that is just far away enough to be inconvenient, and when I was in high school, I accidentally tipped them like 25.00 instead of 2.50

I only go there like 1-2 times a year, but every time now I just tip 10x whatever I’m supposed to because I think the look of sheer disbelief on the employee’s face is always worth more than the asking price

breakfast from when before i eated it

honk

𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴

those feratu

video i made like 3 or 4 years ago that sticks with me to the end of time