What If You Were Talking To A Guy And He Revealed His Name Was “Ken, Short For Kenjamin”

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i shine only with the light you gave me

Once again our paths converge. Welcome to this humble emporium of wares, named after one such commander of runes, dubbed the "dollar general." I stand as thy guide amidst these mundane treasures. I ask thee, what purpose bringeth thee to this realm of commerce today? And should thou be in need of aid, callest upon me with thine inquiries.

started p3r recently

It gives me chills

Thought about this at work randomly and doubled over laughing

WHO GOT CAUGHT!?