I Took A Couple Days Break From Twitter And Go Back To See A Fucking Ilia Ai Chatbot. What The Genuine

If this happens I swear to fucking God I'm gonna become a red bull fan. She's doing so well in freca

There's a rumour Ferrari wants to put Maya Weug in F1 Academy????? If that happens I'm truly burning their HQ down wtf

Andre lotterer after he crashed in Rome.

Twice.

Ilia malinin headcanons???

Ilia Malinin Headcanons

- Likes slow dancing with you at night when you both can't sleep. He made a playlist especially for it.

- Buys you matching designer outfits like his scarf which you both wear when going to competitions.

- Whenever he's feeling sad, he has to have physical contact with you. Usually, he buries his head in your chest and lets you wrap your arms around him to comfort him.

Dad!Ilia Headcanons

- Teaches them Russian and acts as if it a secret code because no one in public can understand them.

- If he is still competing when he has kids, he takes them to his competitions and lets them meet everyone in the warm-up area.

- The kids' favourite skaters are Amber Glenn and Shun Sato.

This joins two of my fav sports and feeds my delusions so much. Your writing is so good.

Euphoria

ilia malinin x fem!ferrari!f1driver, fluff, mentions of misogyny against woman in motorsports

thinking about wag!ilia with a fem!ferrari!f1driver. they probably met the us grand prix where ilia was invited by one of his sponsors. he's there to hand out the pole position award because duh, he's american.

driver!reader would see him and would immediately want to catch him like a pokemon. imagine the moment when he's handing out the poll position award to her and she's all hehe haha and giggling.

after years of fighting a nail and tooth in junior series as one of the pioneering women in modern day motorsports, she's shaped to be confident. her personality is similar to max. homegirl doesn't give a fuck what the media have to say about her and often clapback at misogynistic journalists. you get the gist.

so she's confident enough to ask him out specifically on the race day. after begging the ferrari mechanics to not fuck up strategy and winning the race. she's marching up to him with one cause, ask him out.

which i think would leave him lil stunned because he's more of a traditional guy. not the toxic traditional but yk the type to pay for the meals, not letting his gf buy flowers because he thinks it's his duty to buy them for her, making the first moves because he thinks he's a guy. the chivalrous traditional type of guy. but when she makes the first move, still covered in champagne, and sweat and in her ferrari suit he thinks it so fucking hot.

being in relationship with ilia would be like being in a relationship with your bestfriend. there's never a moment where these two are not laughing together or cracking jokes. there would be alot of teasings about him being american and her being european. she's def asking him if he knows what a kilometer is and explaining it to him without waiting for his reply.

i think tifosi would be quite protective of her. to them, she's what charles is to ferrari (except in this universe hamilton never came to ferrari. i can't remove my boy sorry 😔🤚🏻).

ilia would let her meet with his parents early on if he thinks she's the one. not only because he wants their approval but also because his parents are his coaches so he wants her to be comfortable and safe with his parents or father whenever she go to support him at comps.

his sister literally adores and idolize driver!reader sm. everytime ilia would bring his sister to gps or any testings she's asking if she can sit in the car. ilia would initially refuse, afraid that his sister would mess up with any buttons but driver!reader would let it happen. ilia pretends to annoyed but his heart just melts seeing his sister and gf get along.

his mother is showing her photos of baby ilia on ice. he's not even embarrassed of it, he has that cocky replies that he's was a prodigy since day one. his mom would have to remind him about how he tried to eat ice. driver!reader would def tease him like "oh you used to be so cute!" she's using all past tenses to piss him off. which doesn't last long because he's quick enough to find out a baby photo of her karting days and tease her about it.

i think his father would also definitely adore the two. it would remind him of him and his wife when they were young. sometimes he join her and gang up on ilia or talk off her ears about cars.

okay i should stop now but genuinely this such a great idea. pls all the 4 fs fanfic writing fans in this community send your thoughts.

Parent Headcannons

Basically, how I believe some figure skaters would be as parents.

Ilia Malinin

- I feel like he wouldn't want his kids to skate because of the pressure he feels from the media, and there would be an even bigger expectation for them as their dad is the 'Quadgod'.

- He would be really caring and involved in his kids' lives, I feel like he has at least two kids, and he supports them in whatever sports or hobbies they do.

- He does teach them how to skateboard, though.

Mikhail Shaidorov

- Did someone say girl dad?

- Seriously, I feel like Misha has 3 girls, and they are his whole world.

- He does teach them how to skate but doesn't want them competing. All he wants is a quiet life in Almaty with his family, away from the media.

Alexandra Ignatova

- Sasha has stated in interviews how she's excited about having kids, and I believe she would be an excellent mum.

- Those kids will have a dog each and will know how to ice skate by the time they are 3.

Makar Ignatov

- He has said in an interview that he is ready for kids but would be scared if he had daughters because he won't be able to protect them when they are older.

- Very overprotective but not in a suffocating way.

- Wants them to skate but won't push them to compete if they don't want to.

Junhwan Cha

- Another girl dad. He has twin girls who are an exact copy of him.

- Takes them out on adventures to explore the local nature and helps them collect leaves and flowers.

Yuma Kagiyama

- Only has one kid and is so supportive of them.

- I feel like he would encourage them to learn to skate, and he would coach them if they wanted to compete. He would be absolutely terrified of them injuring themselves, though.

Amber Glenn

- She is the most caring and supportive parent ever.

- Anything that her kids want to do, hobbies and sports, she will be making sure that they are able to do the best they can.

Dennis Vasiljevs

- Has one girl and one boy.

- Teaches them at least two of the many languages he knows.

- Both of his kids have his hair, so if he grows it out, they all match by putting it in a ponytail.

Grand Prix Final 2023: Gala Exhibition | Finale now where do we sign a petition to let skaters have fairy wings at every gala?

mclarenfe Bird 🤝 Barnard 🤝 Season 11. 🧡

Could you do some more Mikhail Shaidorov headcanons? Youre like the only one who writes them

Mikhail Shaidorov Dating Headcanons

- Whenever he gets back from competition, he carries you to the bed and collapses on top of you. You end up staying like this for a couple of hours until he has got enough physical contact to make up for being away from you.

- He always gives you a team Kazakhstan hoodie when he gets a new design to make sure you match him at competitions.

- If you skate, he helps teach you how to do quad toe loops - because he definitely has the best currently.

Dad!Misha Headcanons

- Let's his kids paint his nails so him and his kids nails match for his competitions. He shows them off in every interview he does.

- Brings his kids skating with his dad. He and his dad teach them how to do single jumps.

- He's the kind of dad to talk about his kids any chance he can, just so he can say how proud he is of them.

Imagine if, while in the zoo, the tributes of the 10th hunger games had spent their time bonding and at some point kinda joked about escaping together? And they all thought out exit strategies and such and even the word they’d use as signal to initiate the plans. They discuss who’s good at what, jokingly dividing tasks between them, with Wovey, Bobbin, and Mizzen getting the task of “stay behind us and don’t die” because they’re the youngest. No one really takes it seriously, they just use the fantasy to escape their horrid reality for a second because it’s nice to imagine all of them can make it out alive, even if they know that’s not the case.

Then the arena bombings happen

Otto and Ginnee probably still die, since they died from schrapnel, but Panlo and Sheaf were far enough away to still be conscious and moving around (that last part is mostly because of adrenaline). Everyone’s caught off-guard, but someone (probably Coral) sees their chance and screams the word they discussed, and all tributes jump into action. Jessup and Lucy Gray still save their respective mentors, but because the tributes are working together the peacekeepers have been taken out so there’s no one to drag them away. Instead, all 21 remaining tributes book it as fast as they can and manage to escape the area before reinforcements arrive. They are now on the run, and cannot show their faces without getting shot on sight, but they’re alive and that’s what matters. Mizzen, Sheaf, and Treech are the best thieves of the group (Mizzen’s small and fast (he was just closer to the snakes than everyone else shut up), Sheaf is described as "a limber little girl", and Treech sneakily stole Dill’s water bottles. That’s my evidence. Also they need more love) and thus go out to scrap together anything that may be helpful.

They, being the overachieving badasses they are, get their hands on futuristic medicine to cure Dill’s tuberculosis faster than the real world ever could and help Hy manage his asthma (because it’s chronic, there’s no way they can find a cure for that just lying around even in the future). I say they’re overachieving, because Sheaf did the back handspring for food, Treech only died because of Lucy’s cheating (still getting 6th(movie)/3d(book) place, and he definitely would’ve killed her and been a real contender for the win if she hadn’t cheated), and Mizzen is 13. A 13-year-old got 5th(book)/4th(movie) place. I rest my case.

They use the newfound supplies to heal their wounds and disinfect them, Jessup doesn’t get rabies because I make the rules here, and things are good. They spend a while utilizing their unique skills to stay hidden until one of two things happen:

1) the mentors, who have gotten quite attached to their assigned tributes, fight for the games to be disbanded and rally the rest of the academy, leading to a better Panem where the Capitol and the districts become a functioning, not-dystopian nation again and everything ends well.

Or

2) the tributes manage to escape the capitol and flee into the woods, letting Lucy Grey lead them to the Covey because ain’t no way they can just go back to their own districts just yet. The covey, being nomadic, is the best place for them to stay until they’ve grown up enough to be unrecognizable from their child selves to anyone who doesn’t actually know them.

Either way, things are better. I wanted to share this because I’m sad that all these wonderful (fictional) children died for the amusement of genuine monsters (and those indoctrinated to believe district people are not people)

Edit because a lot of new people are liking this post: someone wrote it :)

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts