I Don't Get It. Will It Help If I Yell At You Indistinctly? RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

Did she just.... Really?

I want a spy flick where James Bond is a badass and kills people and gets laid. Oh wait, that already exists and it is perfect. Nothing tops James Bond because he is the pinnacle of excellence. All the women want him, and all the men want to be him.

he’s ugly

me: *bursts into the white house*

obama: excuse me you cant just-

me: dialga is literally sitting right behind you i gotta catch it

obama: ho ly shit

kitteninautismland:

I never knew there was a guideline for how autistic I had to be to be treated with respect. That to ride on the rollercoaster of adult conversation I had to lay my life experiences out and have them all stack up to hit the line that says, “You must be this autistic to be heard.”

I’ve seen this happen more often than I would like to admit, between myself and my friends within the autistic community. We speak up and we mention our own experiences as an autistic person only to have it shot down. Every time it’s nearly always, “You’re too high functioning to understand, I mean look you’re using a computer.” You don’t have to be verbal to use a computer; many people considered “low functioning” use computers as a way to communicate when they otherwise would be unable to. Computer usage is not a determining factor of how autistic we are.

Without my computer I think I would have killed myself years ago because I had no community, the internet gave me a community, so never assume you understand someone’s story. I do pretty well day to day; I talk, smile, and interact as much as I can. But you know what I can’t do? I can’t go get lunch without wearing earplugs, I can’t sit in bright classrooms without stress stimming by aggressively combing my bangs, I can’t stand wearing shoes, I can’t stand the smell of my own family’s cooking, the list goes on and on.

Every time you tell me that I’m not autistic enough to understand, you assume that you know my story and my life based on a very small snippet you’ve seen through a few words. I’ve been that non-verbal autistic. I’ve seen through the eyes of that child you’re defending your right to ignore and belittle. I’ve been so far gone that I needed to be bathed as an adult, I needed to be fed, and given a schedule. I’m still struggling to function like you assume I do.

You may think that we don’t fit the ‘autistic enough’ ideal, but we’re more autistic than you are and that gives us a unique ability to understand your child.

Stop judging and start taking a moment to learn from us.

Yes, the fact that you are a self-diagnosed Aspie gives you the fucking right to tell other people how to raise their children. Get over yourself.

“Not Autistic Enough”

Port Orchard is the shit.

I was about an hour outside Seattle in a town that, like I said, I'm pretty sure was about an hour away from you! hahaha ever heard of Port Orchard?

Yes I have!

Correction, THIS is the dumbest shit I've seen all day.

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

It totally is. Sometimes when I feel a little too genderfluid though, I take a gender piss into the gender toilet. I call it Tumblr.

Reblog if you think being Genderfluid is valid.

I’m gonna write down your url if you reblog and put it in an envelope for my friend who’s going through a tough time and needs some reassuring.

Why, is an older man the one who gave it to you?

Ha. What a fucking dumb cunt.

According to white people

Freedom of speech exists when they want to say the “n-word”

But freedom of speech no longer exists when everyone starts telling them what an ignorant piece of shit they are for saying it.

So freedom of speech exists only for white people.

I think I got it now.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

why doesnt google understand what i want

And so begins the Demon Rights Movement. Satan has had it the hardest of all.

I hate living in Texas.