at the beginning of the pandemic we learned millions of citizens view washing their hands as ethically weak or clinically unnecessary
and now we're supposed to trust strangers are being honest about their understanding of basic hygiene and let everybody go maskless on a good faith basis
just return to raw public air on cramped trains, uncovered coughing fits in windowless spaces with no ventilation, during a pandemmy with new variants cycling
absolutely not lmao
“are you okay?” no bitch i’ll never experience a passionate romance like the ones you read in books
hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
My Fav Spider-Man Panels
back to the good ol mojave
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