Bash-cash - No Thanks👍🏽

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

artistic interpretation of my cat's Wide Stance when she stands at the end of my bed and stares at me