As Close As We Could Ever Get You’ll Be Just Out Of Reach.

Abracadabra 🔥

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

A lil comic of the first time I damned a follower

another commission done! i loved their idea of raph and leo taking a break during patrol in the bad future timeline raph on look out and leo taking a quick powernap i loved it so much so that i added the background as an extra

i designed them as a mix of their season 2 outfits and the comic in the 40th anniversary book as a sort of in-between before the movie designs (really i just didn't want to draw the robot arm OTL)

---------------------------------- if you're interested in commissioning me or just donating: Ko-Fi link if the goal is met i'll reveal another merch design!

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

Do you love the color of the sky: ISAT edition

Siffrin, tiredly: I am straight up not having a good time right now.

Loop: well, Stardust, you could always-

Siffrin: No. nope. Not doing this. *takes off hat and forcefully puts it on Loop’s head. Takes their dagger and thrusts it into Loop’s hands.*

Loop: *eyes widen in surprise*

Siffrin: this time, you get to be Siffrin, and I get to be the condescending unhelpful… helper! *gives Loop’s back a shove to get them moving*

Loop, blankly: What?

Loop, standing in front of the door to the House with the rest of the party, door gem in hand: what?

Loop, inside the House in a safe room with a cookie in hand: WHAT?!

Mirabelle, to Odile: is it just me, or does Siffrin seem different today?

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Siffrin, sitting in Loop’s spot at the Favor tree, kicking his feet: This is actually kinda nice.