*struggles While Writing* I Suck And Writing Is Hard

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

My headcanon? Leo’s portals feel like static. When he locks in and puts his all into his ninpō, his portals can create bursts of electricity that can be used to paralyze whoever travels through them, and he looooves to send his rivals (and occasionally Donnie) in for a shock. :>

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

minimum loop count runs are actually so fucking funny to me

The pain was unbearable.

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WOOH GOD THIS TOOK A LOT OF TIME. THIS IS MEANT TO BE FOR THE AU IVE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS but i can absolutely post up to here on its own i think without actually going into the au's territory too much DJBFDKFNDKFND

SO HAVE THIS!! FOR NOW!!!!

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

YALL REMEMBER

ALL MOOTS ARE FRIENDOS

EVEN IF IVE KNOWN YOU FOR 23 SECONDS WE ARE BESTIES

WE CAN LITERALLY NEVER EVER TALK AND YOU'RE STILL AN AMAZING FRIEND