Space Catholic “will My Dog Go To Heaven” Since Droids Don’t Have A Force Signature

from my super secret ms paint gallery

surely no one in academia cares at this point

You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.

I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting in right now. just like biblical levels of Fired. it's like 1:30 pm on a sunday in japan right now that dude needs to burn his house down change his name and choose a country on a map at random to book a flight to

black widow perk

No I will not be giving you the chip, Mr. House.

This took 27 minutes

do you own a musket for home defense?

I know what you're trying to do. Nice try, redcoat.

you're stuck in a box with no holes for air

this is how it feels to try to get a job in 2024

can you teleport?

Wait and see.

we joke all the time about “author’s obvious fetish showing up in the work” but i think we should also talk about “someone with that fetish thinking it’s fetish material bc they’re incredibly into that but the author didn’t conceive that anyone could find that hot”

Tom Musto ‘85