Running From Mee :3 I Wuz Trying To Blow Them Up Srry

~low quality Skyrim memes~ 16th edition

i love your raph so much he looks like he needs a shell scritch (i own 5 turtles trust) and also some shrimp (trust) i think it would heal him

so you said your donnie slouches alot, could this mean maybe he isn't really 5,11 and actually 6,2 or somewhere close if he were to fix his posture???/?/ since slouching can make you appear shorter than actually are

oh snap well u might be onto something … raph is not gonna b happy about this. but wait how do u know my donnie slouches.. have i already said tht before ?LMAO

Awww the oinkly spoingily doo!!

The crinkle cronkle!!!

Malingo!! I wanted to make sure to give him a peaceful scene - mostly because he deserves a little downtime.

When your sister doesn't know how to play Skyrim so you always do the beginning for her so she can go kill EVERYONE in the game.

I also always get her a husband or smth

I bet y'all wish you had a brother who was like me 🥱

pleae we are very hungry

maybe i.ll start doing shit for my tmnt iteration when i finish this shit

Doing flips, crawling on the floor, fighting demons, eating a chair, chewing on glass, ripping my hair out, crying, sobbing, beyond saving.

ME ME ME!! I HAVE EGGS IN MY POCKET!! ITS ME IM THE SILLY ONE SO SILLY SO SILLY IM SO SIL

My mug warms my hands as I gaze out at the sea, the waves crashing and seagulls calling reminds me of a time when I once felt at peace. I take a deep breath, the fresh sea air and the steam from my green tea filling my senses, telling me that I have everything I could have ever wanted - 

And yet, I find myself aching for something more. 

I sip my tea and sigh, the leaves over brewed and bitter to the tongue; I’ve been standing on the sand for longer than I realized. It’s easy to get lost in it, to lose yourself as you study the shore and try to understand the lessons that it wishes to show you. A crab skitters along the edge, holding its ground as the water licks at its little feet and tries to tempt it back into the water. 

Oh, to be a crab in the water. No worries, no stress, their only responsibility to eat and reproduce. To live in the water and let the waves guide you, to never know the feeling of anything but the world’s weight as it pushes down on you and wishes to bury your head under the water. To just live. 

Perhaps I should move back home, tell my family I’ve become a failure… and that I’ll never become a published author. My place beside the sea feels almost forbidden, as if I was never meant to be there. But if not here… where? 

“Elliot,” a voice calls, pulling me from my dramatic thoughts and back to the real world. The sun still shines above us, the warm summer breeze rustling my clothes as I turn to look at the person whom I’ve come to admire. 

The farmer stands behind me, a single large brown egg in hand, holding it out to me like the most sacred offering. Their smile is contagious as ever as I gently take the egg from them. 

“Oh, a present! Thank you!”

They’re gone without another word, shuffling along the shore and shoving shells in their pockets. 

It’s then that I realize what I’ve been aching for. 

And it’s the silly little farmer with eggs in their pockets.

my brain is full of turtles!!! ask me ask me ask me!!!! :3 /j

dummy question but r ur turtles based on any species in particular or r they jst generic green boys like the shows (not including rise obv)

yeh idk just som green turtles 🤷

someone who doesnt overly feminize Lydia??

u have my heart and my soul

HELLO

MY TWO BIGGEST INTERESTS IM TWEAKING OUT

DRAGON BALL RISE:

(DRagon ball Z x Rise of the Tmnt)

Btw they meet Kraang AFTER BUU SAGA SO this is gonna be the Keaang saga lolololol.

Then they defeated Kraang all 3 yes they obliterate kraang now Few years later Gohan keep his training mastered his Beast form and Boom Beerus arrives on earth.

What will happen to our heroes Find out on the next DRAGON BALL RISE! :