I Want To Squish His Cheeks And Then Chew On Them Like I'm His Grandma But Also A Rabid Animal

Y'ALL I'M NAMING MY DOVAHKIIN AND HIS BUDS THE DOVAHBROS LET'S GO

AND ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IS HERE?!?!? /lyr

and all the quiet nights you bear seal them up with care no one needs to know they're there for i will hold them for you

im sobbing crying and throwing up

Bad end; but not 100% all bad.

does anyone know any good mods for skyrim (preferably on xbox) that make the wood elves look less like fucking aliens. every time i play as a wood elf i have to choose eyes that are up way too high but normally shaped, or big ass alien eyes.

my little pony redesigns 

may redo rarity

Anyways, Farkas Skyrim is Autistic!

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

every time i see a meme about nords and nordic culture in tes v, i get to play a really fun game called Was This Meme Made By An Anti-Imperialist Or A White Supremacist and the answer lies in how they talk about argonians. although if you're on reddit you can usually skip that second step and jump right to the answer...

when ur fav tmnt writer reposts ur shitpost👹👹

2012 Raph is so skrunkly I wanna eat him /pos

erm guys... did sassatello leave tumblr or am i like, blocked?? I'm very worried