Latest Posts by bastiion - Page 11

Khash probably puts hot sauce on everything. ranging from twinkies to milk

oh and also Lucien probably thinks ketchup is spicy.

Y'all my dovahkiin is about to give Inigo a flea bath he is so done with this shit.

MC: Here is a list of all the things I can't do.

Lucifer: This is a blank sheet of paper.

MC: Exactly.

Lucifer: AND WHY IS IT APPROVED BY DIAVOLO?

Artfight: Dersei for @honeyginsen ! loved drawing this grouchy fellow hehe

(edited; highlighter was poppin’ too much in the old version)

artfight attack on @hombrediablo!

Nerevar and Dagoth

don’t wear long sleeves to the wizard duel

+ just the lines so the image isn’t too tall :)

The symbol on Nall's forehead is on an uncoming ficOK so a sketch of local tragic siblings ended up like this, bonus random interactions between Sil and Nall, including food, fishslap and overly protective older sister Nall being mad that somebody broke her little brother's heart

me when

i need one of those cottagecore bitches to make me my lunches for work i cant live like this anymore

Anyways, Farkas Skyrim is Autistic!

So Piccolo does bleed purple canonically in the manga, right?

..

Does that mean he's big, mean, green, and full of Lean?

Lean Piccolo is cannon

a friend?

I'm traveling to Solstheim for the first time in this play through with Kaidan, Inigo, and Lucien.

Inigo just yelled "Hurry up, Lucien! We do not want to lose you!"

I'm crying their little teasing but still caring friendship is so cute. I've never seen bromance so nice.

When it's your birthday and the first notifications you get is "HUMAN REMAINS FOUND UNDER HOUSE IN (your city)"

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE KAIDAN POST MAN

say it 👹

When your sister doesn't know how to play Skyrim so you always do the beginning for her so she can go kill EVERYONE in the game.

I also always get her a husband or smth

I bet y'all wish you had a brother who was like me 🥱

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW AND I STILL AIN'T GOT ONE OF THESE smh

ADS,KFHJBASDEFLKJWAEBF.KALSDJBFNCDJKBWEQ;DKJWABF;KAESJBFWE;KJFBADS;KFJWBEF;BJDFAE;SBFJ

@coffestamps THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT DSDS;LOKJFHS WHJAT THE FUCK IM SCREAMING LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT IM GONNA!!!!!!!!!

My birthday is tomorrow and there is still no me x Kaidan birthday fics 🥱/j

Do y'all ever cry cuz Kaidan is so pretty.

I just sobbed to pretty fanart of Kaidan. He is so beautiful. How can a man be so pretty. I love him sm. I just wanna hug him. I have never wanted to hug a man so badly.

Kaidan My Beloved ♡

Sometimes when I play Skyrim I have to establish like a fucking buddy system. Between Kaidan, Khash, Inigo, Lucifer, Xelzaz, and Sofia I can barely keep track.

when we have to progress to a new room I have to do like a fire drill role call for them bitches.

Kaidan has me sobbing on my knees. Bro said "C'mere Handsome" cuz he wanted a kiss and I just folded immediately.

I wonder how Kaidan feels knowing that he's smarter than the literal Dragonborn. Like sorry that whenever a strong dude wearing cool ass robes comes in I have to kill him. Like how dare this goofy ass NPC be dripped out better than me 🥱

Playing Skyrim is fun but sometimes I feel like I'm watching a bunch of kindergardeners. There are 3 braincells shared between me, Kaidan, Inigo, Sofia, and Khash. And Kaidan has all of them.