Latest Posts by bastiion - Page 4

So some of y'all need to go touch some grass and learn that brotherly affection can include forhead and cheek kisses without it being gross

I like to imagine Leo is very affectionate, but when his brothers show him affection, he freezes up. Especially after the invasion, he fucking cries when his brothers show him affection wihtout him needing to "earn it" or anything like that

my little pony redesigns 

may redo rarity

starting a collection

Random prompts from insta that are turt centered. One pikmin just because.

bunger

First post 🥺🥺🥺 I Need tottmnt

my dad works at winn dixie i have to do it for him

the eebers

Time to eep

hes so womp womp sfx

Ok, but I love the fact that a Namekians antennae can get all droopy when they feel humiliated, defeated and so forth. Like just the fact their antennae are able to express emotions is something we should see more often.

not my best work of art.

the original

plus the gohan picture

can i make a discord emote server with these as emotes,, they are so silly

31 days of pastel paleo critters (17-24)!

17. Anomalocaris 18. Triceratops 19. Spinosaurus 20. Castorocauda 21. Quetzalcoatlus 22. Tiktaalik 23. Dunkleosteus 24. Juramaia

Reblog to kill it faster

i be kissing my pet turtles gently on the forehead you can't stop me

For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍

im gonna use this for emotes have a nice day

:P floating headz of the main 5⭐️

been DYING SICK these past few days SORYY x__x

pleae we are very hungry

maybe i.ll start doing shit for my tmnt iteration when i finish this shit

me too

i will see myself out!

the googies

03 boys icons for whoever wants to use them

GIGGLES

i did it.....aaaa

i showed this to my pet turtle and told her it looked like her and she swam away :(( But its so uggy!! look at that uggy creatur,, nothing going on upstairs. not a thing.

03Don and toddler Mutant Mayhem Don

no guys look i listen to real music i promise please

embarassing myself on tumblr today

i barely even remember all the times ive listened to it i expected mitski

embarassing myself on tumblr today

i barely even remember all the times ive listened to it i expected mitski

i think about this video daily

im sobbing crying and throwing up

Bad end; but not 100% all bad.

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

AND ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IS HERE?!?!? /lyr

and all the quiet nights you bear seal them up with care no one needs to know they're there for i will hold them for you

sh... shoe lace... shoe lace sexy man..

this is how i explain my dbz interest to ppl

enough posting actual art. time to shitpost

bruh yk you've done good when your own alters (xelzaz and lucifer in this case) giggle at the meme you posted of them like a year ago.

Take my skyrim shitposts

There are more coming

what type of tree would you be

umm..... triangle :3

ugh i love stupid dumb babies

oh no another au