How To Fall Down The Stairs:

A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog seller, and says: “Make me one with everything.”

Check out this cool dark-ages looking Minecraft house!

Lego Minecraft fortress set

This will be coming in summer! (Why would he have gold armor though that is such a waste)

GUYS PLEASE HELP!

This ice bear is being kept inside a chinese mall and his look speaks for itself. 

There’s a petition going on to help him out. Its super quick quick! Or just reblog. Super easy! ;V;

PETITION: http://www.animalsasia.org/intl/media/news/news-archive/the-tragic-polar-bear-that-suffers-for-selfies.html

Thank you!

I wanna be friends with it

H A M

When you want the skating rink to have a nice even glaze, break out the Hamboni.

I love short people

They’re more down to earth

Decidueye pixelart from pokemon sun/moon