#hats

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Haha, sea what I did there. Most people Bay not tho. A lot of people are being beaches when I say this, like why yall so salty? My friend Shane told me this, Ocean, what a card.

Happy thirty-oneth birthday, Alex and Ariel Hirsch!

welp, forgot to post this here too :p

a little something for Alex and Ariel for their 31th b-day a few days back

Busted Disguise.

How is the computer going to drink that

If you are an antiquated piece of technology and nobody wanted you this Cyber Monday, we are here for you.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

((Guys. Some YouTubers are going to be in Minecraft: Story Mode Episode 6. THE HYPE IS UNREAL RIGHT NOW.))

Check out this cool dark-ages looking Minecraft house!

I wanna be friends with it

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Luke Skywalker (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)

If heat rises, why is snow at the top of mountains but not at the bottom?

What the fuck, science?