That Was Literally My First Thought.

Everybody knows it cereal before milk

BLURRBBB NIIIIGHT::::: Bucky and the reader having a huge, screaming, throwing stuff against the walls fight, and everyone else all thinks they cheated on each other or smthn like that but it turns out that they’re arguing over smthn really small and silly like a game or how to pronounce a certain word or whatever

Idek what this is 😂

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“Un-fucking-believable!” It was the first thing that graced Steve’s ears when he stepped over the threshold. His eyebrows raised at the voice, freezing. Very slowly, he closed the door behind him as you continued to scream.

“You absolute heathen! I can’t believe I married you!”

Steve took a deep breath. Maybe he shouldn’t be here. This sounded bad.

“Oh, I’m the heathen? As if you’re right about everything! If I had known this earlier, I never would have proposed!”

Steve frowned and moved into the living room, eyes falling on a fuming Bucky and an even angrier Y/N. Their faces were red, and Steve could see Y/N’s hands physically shaking. Bucky’s eyes fell on Steve.

“Oh good, you’re here. Maybe you can tell us who’s right in this situation.”

Steve took a step back, raising his hands. “Uh, I don’t think I should make decisions here-”

“Of course you want to ask him.” Y/N interrupted, crossing her arms. “Of course he’ll side with you. He’s your best friend.”

Steve shook his head but Bucky grabbed his shoulders, looking him in the eye.

“It’s a simple question Steve.” He said. “I know you won’t take sides.”

“Of course not.” Steve sighed, knowing he would have to say something and he wasn’t getting out of this.

“Tell me, and answer truthfully.” Bucky spoke. “What do you put in the bowl first? Milk or cereal?”

Steve stared at Bucky, eyes wide. “What?”

“Answer the question, Steve.” Y/N stepped forward now, intense gaze meeting his. “Milk or cereal?”

Steve looked between both their faces, raising an incredulous eyebrow. “That’s what you guys are fighting about?”

Silence.

“It’s an important question.” Y/N finally replied.

Steve groaned and ran a hand through his hair, not even finding it in him to laugh. “You two are unbelievable.”

“What?” Bucky asked.

“Talking about ending your marriage because of how you eat cereal?”

Y/N snorted. “I’m not going to live with some uncultured swine who puts milk before cereal.”

Bucky let out a sarcastic laugh. “That’s the only way to do it. That’s how I’ve always done it.”

“And what makes you the king of cereal-eating manners?”

Steve sighed and pressed his lips together in order to not laugh, turning around and heading to the door. The last thing he heard was Bucky counting on his fingers why milk should be before cereal. Then, the door closed.

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Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

I SPENT. A WHOLE. FUCKING. SEMESTER. PAINTING THIS. MONTHS.

I WANT IT TO GET LOTS OF NOTES, GIVE IT LOTS OF NOTES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINSTAKING AND TIME INTENSIVE THIS WAS.

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my therapist: how are you doing today?

what i say: i’m doing fine

what i really mean: y’all ever get really angry over the fact that his entire life tony stark was always willing to be the sacrifice to be the one that died bc he didn’t really have much to live for and then he had the avengers and even then he was willing to die but then steve destroyed tony and their whole relationship over bucky and then when tony finally found something to live for his wife, his kid, his alpaca, steve disrupted his whole life bc he wanted bucky back and for the first time in tony’s life he didn’t want to be the selfless sacrificing person he was bc he didn’t want to leave his family beind and then steve dragged him back into a war he didn’t want to fight and then tony died for that and then steve went back in time and disregarded bucky and sam for a woman who had moved in with her life and got married to another guy and had children of her own and tony really died for nothing and his wife and child were left without him and bucky and sam were left without steve bc he fucking sucks

Someone Like Me

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: little bit of angst, insecurities, fluff

Word Count:2800+

Request:  “with steve, reader and steve are close friends and hanging out at reader’s house when reader accidentally opens up about being insecure and steve comforts and then maybe a little nsfw to really prove it to them…” -Anon

A/N: Aight! I’m starting to work on my requests, so if you sent one in I should be getting to it soon! I haven’t had a chance to look through all of them yet, and I’m going from the bottom up! I hope you all enjoy this one! I kind of tapped into my own insecurities and used them a little bit. Not a whole lot of nsfw though so I hope you don’t mine. Let me know what you think!! Enjoy my lovelies! ♥♥

Gifs not mine, credit to the creator!

“You’re all out of pop.”

Y/N looked up over the back of her couch to where Steve stood, staring into the fridge with a frustrated scowl on his face. She couldn’t stop the soft giggle at the pout, partly resembling a dejected toddler that was denied his cookie. Or soda in the case. She shook her head with a wide grin and turned back to her book.

“Well, then add it to the list. I’ll get it when I go to the store tomorrow.”

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i have to say, i’m not all that upset or broken up about all of these old straight men not thinking popular actresses are attractive bc they’re not sexualized anymore. now i can enjoy my leading ladies like daisy ridley & brie larson all to myself.

mood