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I love how this scene parallels and contrast Maomao's being furious for the first time when she slapped Lady Lihua's maid ?

It is an introduction to a new side of both of them in the exact same way. The big similarity is that both them are righteously angry at a maid doing something to someone else that is bad for theirs well-beingn physical or mental whether due to ignorance and/or denial (Maomao with Lihua's maid) or just straight up maliciousness (Jinshi with Lishu's maid).

The big difference is that Maomao just straight up go for the slap and is so much more physical than him, she drags her by her hair aand is physically intimadating while also being a teeny tiny 17/18 years old, while Jinshi who is physically tall and intimidating just his height isn't physically agressive in his anger at all and doesn't really drops the mask at all. It's an anger that is bit more...cold I guess ? He doesn't even raise his voice.

And the reason for that difference is the way they are raised and the amount of power they have but both of them are very effective in theirs own way. And they are definitely complementary with each other too.

As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

My phone has been on silent for over a decade.

Imagine Chuuya's first thoughts about Akutagawa just like

16!Chuuya: he's so the. He's like a sopping wet cat. The little meepy.

And Dazai is just like

16!Dazai: this kid is deplorable. His thoughts are dark. He is a killing machine.

16!Chuuya: but if he's deadly then why do I want to take him home and give him soup and squeeze his cheeks