Last Night I Dreamt Tumblr Added Like A Billion Buttons To The Mobile App So Instead Of This

you're right but that doesn't mean you should say it

bsd is a harem anime abt dazai and his entourage of manwhores actually

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

Tall

Skinny

Long white hair

Tragic backstory

Oldman twink

Snappy dresser

Immortal

Disability rep

Warcrimes McGee

Im looking forward to watching you all lose your minds /genuine

Hope for the democratic party?

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday