Batfurss - Bat

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

leopard seal selkie

Lets sneef with mama

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

Season 1, Episode 12

Gaoshun, in previous episodes: Master Jinshi is too attached to this toy.

Jinshi, after firing Maomao:

Gaoshun: I have very much misjudged this situation. I have to fix it or he's never going to get back to work.