Latest Posts by batfurss - Page 4

Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

very important redraw for my silly life

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I never know when a new BSD chapter's coming out btw, I just open Tumblr and find my mutuals and the entire Bungou Stray Dogs tag screaming.

Fcuk yeah. Love boob bird. Grouses (grouse?? grise??) in general are so awesome. Greater prairie chicken my beloved

Greater sage-grouse (Centrocercus urophasianus)

“Hey, girlie!”

hey girlies! it’s Kristen Applebees from @dimension20official Fantasy High!!!

💡 if you enjoyed this one, please let me know who else you’d like to see!

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

I feel like I’ve seen this before, but in case it was a product of a fever dream I had recently I want to let you in on it.

Whenever I have a rough day I like to go read through the “Aliases” section on Kipperlilly Copperkettle’s Dimension 20 Wiki page

I truly think that her name was said wrong much more often than it was said right, especially by Adaine

Kristen really said “what are you, four dogs?” And that was it man, cursed to Wrong Name for the rest of the campaign

If anyone has done this already I’m Sorry, and do you want to come up with more Kipperlilly aliases together

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

@dimension20official Burrow's End Fan Art, Inspired by HBO's Chernobyl series

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

a meeting of creatures…

Hilda by Duane Bryers

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

the range this man has. from "a beauty so captivating that he could topple a kingdom" to the most pathetic, sopping wet cat in existence.

I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

zac truly created one of the most bisexual characters of all time and then had the audacity to call him straight. sorry babygirl but he would not fucking be that

brennan lee mulligan decided to say 'one day, all your friends will find someone who they love more than you' on a random dnd live session while playing a stupid fucking puppet thing with a stupid fucking accent, and altered the wiring of my brain in horrific ways that can never be undone

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???