Holy Shit I Can Draw Whatever I Want. Like ANYTHING. Crazy

I made a funny

people on that last post are talking about how "the twist with GLaDOS being evil is kinda obvious, it's such a cliché for the AI to be evil, blah blah blah" and i'm convinced they never played Portal without already knowing the twist.

to the unknowing player, GLaDOS is not an AI. GLaDOS is a voice delivering prerecorded messages. she doesn't even have a name until the very end (and i can't quite remember but i think it's just written somewhere, never spoken); she's just "the announcer lady" or whatever else the player thinks to call her, if they even recognize her as an entity (i sure didn't). her transformation from automated voice who delivers sometimes-silly information about test chambers to malicious intelligence hunting you down is handled MASTERFULLY and anyone who says the twist of Portal was obvious needs to immediately boot up Portal and play the entire game right now.

That boyfriends webtoon just encapsulates so much I hate about a lot of modern lgbt media. It’s like the corporate non threatening art style for tumblr queers. Super sanitized and watered down representations of convenient gay tropes presented in a cutesy pastel infantilizing manner.

Not to say cute fun gay media is bad, it can be done very well! This kind of art is just so soulless. It literally feels like a pandering cash grab and the smol-otaku-potato urls are eating it all up without a second thought. It’s not a story, it’s a coffee shop au filled with shipping possibilities of omg do you like goth x prep or jock x nerd or etc. The characters literally don’t have names, it’s all about their tropes.

There’s so much of a focus on OMG ITS GAY AND CUTE XD there isn’t at all a thought of Hey? Is this actually a good story? What message is this telling? And no amount of Well the creator is a gay trans man!! can change a shit pandering story.

This is all just about the comic objectively (and a critique of similar media tbh) but there’s a ton of way more important things like the creator saying the n word. And also being a freak drawing p*rn of BTS. The artist writes gay men like a baby’s first yaoi comic and yet these people can’t seem to see how fetishistic it is lol

Thanks guys for the love in the last cotl posts I've drawn, now have another that I creatively thought up this time

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Guys they added sans undertale to overwatch

That is all bc you're really cool :]

(Also how tf did you do the fire letters in your artist post bc that's so [FAZBEAR] cool omg h- /pos)

thank you <3

here. take this. it is a gift

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This sounds exactly like my friend

I know Coyle is a shrimpy boy but he’s still like a good 5-6 inches taller than me and that works for me😏

I just know he could yeet me across the room and break my back 🥐

I would pull out all the tricks in the book for him: Gluck Gluck 3000, kegal squeezes, throwing it back, etc. He wouldn’t even know what hit him.

I just know this man would have a cock the size of a subway footlong and eat pussy like his life depends on it.

I even love his crispy side, he’s PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL. He has such a way with words😳🥵 I want to carry his child; a little baby Coyle 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️I’m just being insane now.

I’m sure homie would be the type to just nut in you and I’m all about it. I want to be leaking his cum like a damn snail all day 😮‍💨

I’ve never had a crush on a fictional character before so this is a new experience for me. Liking someone I can’t just have. So in a way it’s kind of heartbreaking? Sounds stupid but MY HEART AND PUSSY ACHE FOR HIM.

Rip Leland, you would have loved bubblegum flavored vapes 😘

Thank you for attending another one of my Ted Talks :)

I thought this show was a Fever dream oh my gOD

Anyone remember this show? Reblog if you do, I’ll put a cookie in your messages if you do remember

Could I cook the squid

What about a cooking lesson with Heket herself ?

if you like and dont reblog i will block you

funnier in my head