I'm Starting To Think Blizzard Hates Ramattra.

Guys they added sans undertale to overwatch

This sounds exactly like my friend

I know Coyle is a shrimpy boy but he’s still like a good 5-6 inches taller than me and that works for me😏

I just know he could yeet me across the room and break my back 🥐

I would pull out all the tricks in the book for him: Gluck Gluck 3000, kegal squeezes, throwing it back, etc. He wouldn’t even know what hit him.

I just know this man would have a cock the size of a subway footlong and eat pussy like his life depends on it.

I even love his crispy side, he’s PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL. He has such a way with words😳🥵 I want to carry his child; a little baby Coyle 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️I’m just being insane now.

I’m sure homie would be the type to just nut in you and I’m all about it. I want to be leaking his cum like a damn snail all day 😮‍💨

I’ve never had a crush on a fictional character before so this is a new experience for me. Liking someone I can’t just have. So in a way it’s kind of heartbreaking? Sounds stupid but MY HEART AND PUSSY ACHE FOR HIM.

Rip Leland, you would have loved bubblegum flavored vapes 😘

Thank you for attending another one of my Ted Talks :)

my pussy so small like a gnome (yeah)

i style my bush with a comb (yeah)

in bed reading spells from my tome (yeah)

i call your mom up on her phone (yeah)

im no quasimodo but ive got a hunch,

shes eating my pussy like breakfast and lunch

im arbys roast beef, my shit is delicious

a mountain of meat for little gnome bitches

I think something’s wrong with my undertale

That boyfriends webtoon just encapsulates so much I hate about a lot of modern lgbt media. It’s like the corporate non threatening art style for tumblr queers. Super sanitized and watered down representations of convenient gay tropes presented in a cutesy pastel infantilizing manner.

Not to say cute fun gay media is bad, it can be done very well! This kind of art is just so soulless. It literally feels like a pandering cash grab and the smol-otaku-potato urls are eating it all up without a second thought. It’s not a story, it’s a coffee shop au filled with shipping possibilities of omg do you like goth x prep or jock x nerd or etc. The characters literally don’t have names, it’s all about their tropes.

There’s so much of a focus on OMG ITS GAY AND CUTE XD there isn’t at all a thought of Hey? Is this actually a good story? What message is this telling? And no amount of Well the creator is a gay trans man!! can change a shit pandering story.

This is all just about the comic objectively (and a critique of similar media tbh) but there’s a ton of way more important things like the creator saying the n word. And also being a freak drawing p*rn of BTS. The artist writes gay men like a baby’s first yaoi comic and yet these people can’t seem to see how fetishistic it is lol

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

That is all bc you're really cool :]

(Also how tf did you do the fire letters in your artist post bc that's so [FAZBEAR] cool omg h- /pos)

thank you <3

here. take this. it is a gift

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does lamb genuinely love narinder and their children? like- wholeheartedly?

i feel like that question has already been answered in narinder's case but i'm curious about your lamb.

Lamb does loves Narinder and their children with their whole heart, endlessly devoted and unconditionally.

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in response to the leaked king salmonid scream

I finally got it. I’m at peace