batshat
reppin' all the colours just like them homos!
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We all up making fankids huh
married rivals 💙🖤
a treasure found antiquing today
The babby
(WIP?)
Battinson on Twitter Part 6: Make Lemonade
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To: Bruce Wayne | brucewayne@wayneenterprises.com
From: Michelle Baum | mbaum@gothampr.com
Subject: URGENT
Bruce,
Are you awake? I can't get a hold of you.
Call me back NOW. What is going on?!
I can't believe this.
-Michelle
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Bruce woke up with a sore leg. He'd seen Dick swinging around on a chandelier yesterday and had taken a flying leap to try to get to him before he fell. Dick hadn't fallen but Bruce had: The newly-waxed floor (that he'd had to clean himself because Alfred had been cross about Bruce spray painting it again) and his woolen socks hadn't been a good combination and he'd landed heavily on his hip.
It was dark outside. Bruce checked his phone and saw that Selina had sent him a long string of cat emojis. He responded with a single bat. He then deleted the notifications from Michelle and hauled himself out of bed with a groan.
"Why do I still hurt?" Bruce hissed when he saw Alfred approach the doorway.
"Welcome to your thirties, Bruce." Alfred tossed a file on the bed. "Sign these. You're funding a new library in the Narrows."
"Okay. Gotta check on Dick first."
"He's still playing his Robot game. He was hollering about getting eight thousand Robot Bucks or whatever they're called--"
Bruce sprinted out the door, skidded down the hall, and crashed into Dick's room. And there was Dick on his iPad, curled up in the corner and smirking at him like a little gremlin.
"Did you use my credit card again?" Bruce asked. "I'm taking your iPad away if you did."
"No." Dick clutched his iPad to his chest with one hand and sprung onto a nearby column, shimmying his way up to the ceiling.
"What did you do?"
"Nothing."
Bruce frowned. Fine. If Dick wanted to be stubborn, he could wait him out. Surely it wasn't anything too bad.
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The ultimate crush or whatever💅
Let Shadow be stupi. He unironically says I m t h e c o o l e s t, he’s just a little weirdo/silly
Sonic’s into it but also endlessly confused by the whole ordeal
Fools for April Fools
When your bestie is hungry…>:)
sharing this one here too!!!<333
How it feels whenever Sega brings Mighty and Ray back for something
When you and ur brother beat the shit out of each other then go out for lunch five mins later.
Blocking the view
I believe the first issue of the DC x Sonic comics is out now!
I freaking love the dialogue exchanges in this comic already, also Batman just sensing Shadows’s aura and immediately being like, yeah I deal with these types is just 👌🏾
nirvana’s influences on the batman via the art of the batman, empire & esquire
Sonic the Hedgehog but nakey boys get dressed up
I’m hoping Amy isn’t a damsel in distress in movie 4 but if they make her one this is the only way I want it
disasterology
this meme is exactly titans jason and rose
anyone else destroying and betraying themselves for nothing 🤣
youngblood conicals patrick >_<
i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta
Jason Todd and his parents that failed him.
True Smallpwbbles fans will remember when I did a animatic of this audio after the first movie, it’s kinda crazy looking back on it and then looking at this
Audio
sonadow comic i made for valentines day
You two go cringe together then lol