I Didn't Want To Draw The Background...

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

i know for a fact that kyo cannot read a room to save his life and invites himself to what are clearly dates 😭

it drives obanai crazy for sure 😔💔

lloyd and kai go on a trip to the mall and find light up sketchers and neither of them have any idea what they are and go absolutely batshit when they realise they light up

I have a head girl interview but I’m nonbinary and I prefer to be referred to a he/him than she/her when someone doesn’t use they/them.

Therefore,

I will refer to it as my head UFO interview.

Unidentified

F’ing queer

Object

And if I am assigned the role, I will:

Go on the website they get their badges on

Buy identical badges to the head girl ones

Make them say things like ‘head UFO’ and ‘head enby’ etc

Wear them at random intervals and see how long it takes for someone to notice

Laugh when I’ve left year 11 having worn a ‘head gay’ badge the entire year and nobody has noticed.

Thank you for listening to my scheme

Edit: I didn’t get Head UFO, but I did get senior prefect. Or as I like to call it, MEGA PREFECT. Fear me! All the praise, literally no responsibilities, or gender requirements.

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

Anyone want to read a fanfic in which Obanai's health problems related to his Chelsea grin are explored? Including difficulties with speech?

With elements of Obamitsu, the Rengoku brothers adopting Obanai, and eventual Obagiyuu?

If so, I'm writing a fic I think you'll like:

Happy Birthday to Ninjago Movie-Lloyd, my sweet sad lil boy since Im 3 days late Im making up for it by showing u all Lloyd centric comics Ive done.

sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight