Batsinnappies - Ed - Comms Open!

Do you think Stede WANTED to put some of that yummy lavender soap in the breakup box for Ed?

Like...

Lucius, trying to get Stede out of his funk: Alright, first things first. We need to get rid of everything he left here. (Gets a box and plops it in front of Stede; starts putting stuff in it)

Lucius: And I'm talking everything, his jacket, his guns-

Stede (reminiscently): He only has one gun

Lucius: okay, well if he did have extra guns, they would go in the box. Now get up and help me.

*a few moments later*

Lucius: Alright, that should be it- Captain?

Stede: Yes?

Lucius: I'm pretty sure this silk jacket is yours.

Stede: Well, he kept holding onto it whenever he was in here, so I figured he'd like to have it.

Lucius: Captain, this box is meant to be a way to let yourself be petty and throw it in his face that you don't need any part of him and he doesn't get to have any part of you. You don't put stuff in here just because you think he'll like it.

Stede: *sigh* alright.

Lucius: *nods*

Stede: Can I at least put some of the lavender soap in there? I think he'd really appreciate it-

Lucius: IT ISN'T A CARE PACKAGE!

I am the a biggest (first and only) advocate for the 'Great Aunt Greta thinks Henry is AMAB and fully believes everyone else is transphobic' headcanon.

don't leave me!

“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

The owl house final be like:

Reference

be free!!

"I won't be alone ever again?"

I present to you, Candycorn, the collector's palisman (she's a red squirrel)

So the Collector's big issue is with being left alone - which makes sense considering he's immortal and presumably has had to watch everyone around him die if not turned into a puppet - but palismen seem to be near immortal (can be killed but presumably can't die naturally? But don't hold me to that)

So what if he carves his own palisman to be kinda like a constant in the ever changing world? Always by his side so long as he cares for it - which he would, you've seen how he cares for King

Idk I just think it would be cute