I Don't Want My Cellphone To Have AI I Want It To Have 3 Days Of Battery Time. I Don't Want My Computer

CAMILA used MOM POWERS

THE COLLECTOR no longer wants to FIGHT

Random Nexo Knight thought: there should’ve been an episode where Jestro and the lava monsters all snuck into a formal event, specifically a masquerade type of party, in the castle and they all had fancy outfits and they all had to wear masks so they could steal something, like a trinket or something from Merlok’s library. BUT, Jestro gets stuck with like a really cute dress but eventually starts to absolutely ROCK IT, and he and the lava monsters get carried away until either the Book of Monsters reminds them why they’re there or one of them breaks character during a dance. Cue Nexo knights battle scene and that one Nexo power for the episode, corny jokes etc. idk I just feel like Jestro being in a dress would be really cool

Did I make a jester oc? Yes. Yes I did. Their name is Seren.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Exclusionists have said "you're not part of our community" to basically every LGBT+ demographic except the fraction of gay people who agree with them, I think at this point they're just excluding themselves

eat up goldric enjoyers

Might be a bit out of the blue but what if Mitsuri has coeliac disease? When I was young, I was malnourished due to my symptoms, which included reflux and so made eating incredibly uncomfortable

But when I went on losec and had the reflux treated, I was suddenly eating an absolute ton on some days- I could put away an amount equal to my dad, eat three peoples' significant leftovers and still have room for more. Bearing in mind that now, at 19, I am roughly 150cm.

The reason behind this is that when someone with coeliac eats gluten, it damages their small intestine and results in malabsorption- an increased appetite means that while the rate of absorption is down, there's enough food coming through to make up for it. I wonder if this is why Mitsuri eats so much while not really gaining weight- the nutrients she does get goes to her muscles, which is what happened to me with my love of monkeybarring as a kid.

Also, coeliac can be largely asymptomatic, or symptoms can be neurological. For example, when I eat a tiny amount of gluten on one day, I won't get any symptoms. If I eat a tiny amount over a few days or weeks, as I accidentally did a month ago, I won't get diarrhoea, but I will experience increased anxiety, a really low mood, brain fog, and intense exhaustion. She doesn't seem to have any other signs, and that is entirely plausible. My father is the same.

In any case, this is a longwinded way of saying I headcanon Mitsuri as having coeliac disease. During the Taisho era, coeliac was barely becoming understood and she has few symptoms, so she likely wouldn't get a diagnosis or anything. It's just food for thought based on my own experiences :)

“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

TOH except the characters are replaced by my failed Google searches

Hunter: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Edric: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Hunter : That one. I want that one.