The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.
Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.
And it slaps
IT’S OCTOBER
Throckmorton
Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew
Have this before i fall asleep
Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*
A crab is a type of porcelain doll, to an enlightened mind.
Cute
Has sharp things
Armored shell
Surprisingly edible
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
RadenWA is honestly a hero for these
they're got even more than these, too!