Today You, Tomorrow Me.

why does the human heart hurt with such vulgarity

lets hear it for the lesbians woo

i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop

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IT’S OCTOBER