6.21 - Let It Bleed

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Pairing: College!Bucky x Reader

Summary: Bucky Barnes, with all of his trust fund money and family connections, gets assigned community service. You, as someone that’s technically part of the community, now have to put up with him. Every day. And he won’t stop killing your plants.

Warnings: Enemies (annoyance) to lovers, Bucky’s old money at an ivy league, angst, minor injury, drinking, eventual smut (minors dni, marked **)

a/n: Hello! I’ve decided there won’t be a set posting day for this series. This is something I’ve been super excited to share (even with my writing steam dying out) and I want to get it out here without extra pressure. I’ll be adding the dates for upcoming chapters as they are ready :) And thank you @traitorjoelite​ for that second, beautiful moodboard 🤍

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everyone depicts alpine as a young ish cat but please consider: old lady cat alpine.

- bucky adopts her from the cat shelter because he's charmed by her ornery ways and the way she completely ignores him

- she will NOT move after she settles down for a sleep

- sometimes loses her balance when rubbing her head against bucky and ends up tumbling into his lap

- falls asleep curled around bucky's neck

- yowls like crazy at the Injustice of getting her nails cut

- bucky trims the fluff around her paw pads because otherwise she slips

- shows zero interest in any toys or cat sensory videos. bucky eventually gives up

- people think her hearing is going but really she just ignores everyone

- only eats the fancy cat food

- spends 90% of her day sleeping and/or in bucky's lap (still sleeping)

- refuses to go outside. bucky tried using a cat harness to give her a walk once and she stood with all four legs splayed out staring into the void

- makes weird huffy noises when picked up

- i need senior cat alpine who is spoiled like crazy by bucky

the thing is. i like the idea of dean and cas vaguely talking about their feelings and being like. when the time comes. when the time comes. but the time never comes

oops! it seems i tripped and dropped several million free books, papers, and other resources

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https://sci-hub.se

https://z-lib.is

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https://www.pdfdrive.com

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and i just have to say: if your best friend of 12 years confesses his love to you and afterward your first reaction is "I should have said I loved him back and hugged him" that speaks volumes

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you're soooo welcomed here =D sit comfortably and make sure to grab your salt, wands and sonic screwdrivers!!!! this is a safe space for everyone!!!!!!!

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A Million Reasons - Masterlist

Pairing: College!Bucky x Reader

Summary: Bucky Barnes, with all of his trust fund money and family connections, gets assigned community service. You, as someone that’s technically part of the community, now have to put up with him. Every day. And he won’t stop killing your plants.

Warnings: Enemies (annoyance) to lovers, Bucky’s old money at an ivy league, angst, minor injury, drinking, eventual smut (minors dni, marked **)

a/n: Hello! I’ve decided there won’t be a set posting day for this series. This is something I’ve been super excited to share (even with my writing steam dying out) and I want to get it out here without extra pressure. I’ll be adding the dates for upcoming chapters as they are ready :) And thank you @traitorjoelite​ for that second, beautiful moodboard 🤍

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When... when they... 10 years later...

Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

DAD (x)