Man Jon Can't Catch A Break, Always Helping Stupid People ;v;

and that's on character inspo (the fursona one was made with a picrew, i'll draw em later)

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

OP turned off reblogs but I really needed to put this out there.

some doods of james (reminder that james was not made to excuse jimmy's actions, rather to just replace him as a whole so the crew get a happy ending; since he never did the things jimmy did.)

sorry to swansea fans, i can't draw old men :'(

SHORT LORE BELOW:

anyways um, james and curly were just outside the cockpit, just chatting; and then the ship hit this massive asteroid that zoomed by without warning, which caused the crash. james ran inside the cockpit to stablize the ship, to little avail, and curly had to drag him out of the burning room before anything worse happened. this is kinda where james gets the burn scar on his ear from, and a small cut on his cheek. curly meanwhile has burn scars all up his arms, from reaching into the fire for james.

james used to be pretty withdrawn and shy, though after the crash and a little consoling, he opens up to the crew as they repair the ship and each other. james finally gets to ask anya about mentoring him, since he's really impressed with her medical knowledge, and wants to know more. he also talks with daisuke a lot, though he's a little wary of swansea due to his intimidating nature. he and curly are childhood friends, and he's the person james hangs around with the most; next to anya once she starts mentoring him.

eventually daisuke and swansea get the ship fixed, and they all complete their journey and return home, yay!

also james still panics when things go wrong, even post-crash, his anxiety never ceases :')

warm drinks <3

trans scene oc Sparky Wolfers (yes that is his legal name)

slay chat

fuck you jimmy, meet better jimmy aka james

anyways au will be explained in another post at some point yahoo

Friends and I did a thing, so have Party Streamer 'Red Guy' varient

Idea courtesy of @shapeshivvter

hi tumblr! fun fact about my trollsona, is that they used to be much brighter and more eye-catching like poppy and the others, kind of like this but better colour-picked.

what happened? well after being raised by the funk trolls half of their life, they got curious, stepped outside, got bullied by some snooping rock trolls, and lost their way. they couldn't find the funk-ship (as i like to call it) after that.

they quickly paled in colour as they realized what the world around them had come to, almost greying at some points; but eventually they accidentally found the pop troll village and were forcibly welcomed to stay.

then they slipped away on their own to meet branch, and everything else goes down from there- (they're still prone to greying temporarily any point, though in the first movie when poppy and the others greyed, they didn't.)

so basically they're like the opposite of branch; instead of brightening if any positive emotion comes along, they dull further if any negative emotion comes along, even going as far as greying temporarily sometimes.

also yes they were born a pop troll technically, however they were generously raised by king quincy and queen essence; and also found out pretty early on that because of the way they were born, they physically cannot sing (because it hurts their throat). soo yeah, quiet pop-funk troll who can't sing and makes mixtapes and the occasional original beat. and is basically branch's perfect non-biological sibling- (and is also shipped with hickory because i cannot resist that man.)

guys did you know that this game is so awesome?

GUESS WHO HAS A NEW HYPERFIXATIONNNN~