Will I Ever Be Able To Do Anything Without Feeling Immense Guilt That I'm Not Doing Something Else

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

hi tulip hi lake fuck you simon hi min-gi!!!!! (I hope that's min-gi the sun is actually shining in my eyes and I can barely see)

So close to being the real thing

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

The protags live rent free in my head, so have a random array of headcanons!

casual outfits:

also, hands :)

aaaand morning drinks (ft. personal mugs):

more of the doodles from the other day. the floodgates have been opened

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

BRO THIS IS SO TEXTURE-Y AND GORGEOUS

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