I Love When Characters Lie To Themselves In The Complete Privacy Of Their Own Minds

r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess

going to a mechanic feels worse than a saw trap

THE FIDDLE FORD THING CRYING

hi tulip hi lake fuck you simon hi min-gi!!!!! (I hope that's min-gi the sun is actually shining in my eyes and I can barely see)

To all the Dippers and Mabels in other timelines who had to go home alone that summer

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

Oregon IS west of the Congo...

Dont need to watch this video. Already know the answer. Lion Gorilla Hole, west of the Congo.

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

yeah wait why is this so true I've never thought about that

Sometimes I'm scrolling on my phone, looking through thousands of comments, thousands of videos, and I just think about how my brain was never meant to see this many people

and when you don't give those disclaimers they think you're just.. the worst and an asshole

wait okay so i’m really sick of whataboutism and the lack of critical thinking like every thought shared on the internet has to be couched with a million disclaimers first like “im gonna give my opinion on these shoes but its just my opinion and you can disagree with me and i understand they’re expensive and not everyone can afford them and not everyone has feet and not everyone wears shoes” like 💔💔💔 i wish we could just say things