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In The Dark

Rating: 18+, Explicit Pairing: Din Djarin x F!Reader Wordcount: +2K Summary: “We almost died” sex. Warnings: Some violence. Some smut. Some smut in a cave.

His hands shake as he hovers over you, leather knuckles running over the split skin of your cheek. Your eyes blink open - blurred vision - soot in the corners of your lids. Your lip is swelling. The air is ripe with the carcass of fire, the oxygen turned chemical and grim. 

“Din,” you whisper and it’s terrified, ragged and torn up. He touches you, keeps just touching, skating his palms over your skull, your chest as he checks for gashes or fractures. “Din,” you repeat when you try to sit up. 

“Stay still. I need to - I need to check you over. Your head hit the ground pretty hard.” Even with the modulator, even through the cool and indifferent coating, his voice sounds distressed - notched on a tremble. That was close - that was inches - seconds - 

He murmurs your name as he lifts you up to scan your back, to search for anything. He presses his fingers to your temple and you flinch, a sharp, throbbing sting exploding forth. When he pulls his hand away, there’s blood on his gloves. He sighs, his enormous, hunched form deflating beside you. 

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"There is just one person inside my head. One person I can't stop thinking about. It's you." - "Testone", 2016 by Andrea Salvatori

I wasn't really gonna post this but oh well

Saw this and knew what I had to do sooo here’s a late night doodle smooches

Rest in peace Hosea you would’ve loved being a Facebook mom

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

“magneto is a zionist” SHUT !!! THE !!! FUCK !!! UP !!!

me too wade, me too

bonus:

@snakes.n.roses on Instagram ♡

Okay so I THINK I FOUND ALL SINGING AUDIOS FOR ARTHUR at least most of them for sure. (Divided into multiple tracks because size is too big and I didn't want them to sound like shit with compression) They were such a pain to find because they're one of those "named like a fucking code" files

For context, if anyone is interested. Here's, for example, how files with some horse lines are called.

Yeah, I have to look through every "Arthur" folder to find the specific thing, but, still, pretty simple to find. I can export them all without even listening. Here's where I found one of the humming/singing files

Like wtf does this mean??? The only way I can figure out what it is, is by listening to each folder, that all look like THIS

Oh and btw

sometimes babygirl is an almost 48 year old chilean actor