I Am So Pissed Off That Every Single Tumblr Playlist Is On Spotify And It's Not Available In My Country

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

Thank you for tagging me, @galaxynerd1 and @darkileah! I finally scraped myself off the floor to write this post

So here goes

Gender - female

Sexuality - bi/queer (I have an identity crisis every two weeks so)

Height - 160cm or 5'3

Hogwarts House - Ravenclaw

Favorite animal - cats

Average hours of sleep - 5-7 h

Dogs or cats - I'm a cat person to the bone

Number of blankets you sleep with - I have one thick blanket for all seasons. And 4 billion cushions and pillows

Dream job - I really don't know either a filmmaker or a psychologist (but I'm qualified for neither of these jobs)

When I created my blog - like 2 years ago

Followers count - 190

How I came up with my URL - I cannot maintain any aesthetic for longer than a month and I become obsessed with a lot of things so people who follow me should know that I post whatever I'm interested in at the moment

I cannot come up with 10 people to tag( So I'll tag a few: @whatsmidoingawake, @darc-academiia, @oscar-do-be-wildin, @starry-skiesabove

Those were the original questions, here are mine:

Fictional world you like to escape to: Harry Potter

Guilty pleasure movie/book: To all the boys I've loved before. God I love a good romcom

The last song that made you cry: Sports by Beach Bunny. I don't know but when I'm sad her songs make me cry and feel nostalgic over shit

When Aziraphale was talking about inhabiting Crowley's body and that they would probably explode I was like

Ooooooh too many details guys. You do what you do in your bedroom, don't need to hear it

I love how the whole Stranger things fandom unanimously agreed that Alexei deserved better

Thank you to Sand for being my role model

He's someone I relate to very much and I see so much of my romantic tendencies in him

Only he does draw boundaries. He does have self-respect. He refuses to give up his integrity

Thank you so much maybe I do have a chance at a fulfilling relationship

Boston and Ray are parallels of each other as the rich and broken children of men who don't see them for who they are and who crave something they cannot get and so will fight desperately for what they think they can have whether that be sex or love or merely attention.

Nick and Sand are parallels of each other in what happens when they fall in love with the wrong person at the right time, who fell for the person with the most power to hurt them because the one they love is broken in a way that merely being loved cannot fix.

Top and Mew are... not parallels to anyone because they are opposites of each other and running alongside each other but in different directions, rushing to different ends but tied together against their goals.

And did she really portray Hermione as a "pesky sjw" for trying to fight this system? GOOD GOD

Oh god did JK Rowling R E A L L Y create a fictional race of slaves that actually liked being slaves and - oh my- took it as a personal attack when you tried to tell them about the unfairness of the situation?

Good god.

me, a bi girl, whenever i’m out in public: but am i giving off the vibes

I just cried for 13 minutes straight because I finally looked up how expensive tuition, accomodation and transport in my dream country are, and I realised that I'm never gonna be able to get that much money even if I sell both my freaking kidneys and break my back doing three jobs while eating once a week and living in my school's gym, and that even my dad doesn't have the money that would allow me to stay in the country for more than a few months. And I am not even mentioning the international English exam which also costs a fair amount, and other kinds of stuff that I can't afford. The chances are - I am never gonna follow my dreams, I'm stuck in my stupid, retrogressive, dead-end fucking country with no future working as a cheap translator. God I wish I hadn't been born here. And God I wish I'll make it out of here.

Hufflepuff: the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while recieving attention from people at the same time