This Is The Best "incorrect Quotes" Post I've Seen

okay but this LOOK

the look after Ray asked Sand if he found him attractive

First I applaud you for mastering the "trying to remain calm and collected while being horny" face

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

A little comparison...

Platonic hand kiss:

Not-remotely-platonic hand kiss:

This is me during 89% of the school year which is so sad and terrifying but at the same time I made it into an aesthetic so here's that

fuck dark academia

give me i’m fucking trying academia

- walking in to class 15 minutes late in a hoodie and sleep filled eyes but at least you’re there

- half a page of notes sprinkled with teardrops because your brain cannot function no matter how hard you try

- the little smile teacher’s give you when the notice you made it to class !

- high fiving your friends as you tell them you actually went to all your classes this week

- turning in an assignment a week late but feeling proud because at least this one got turned in!

- waking up an hour after you were supposed to be in and laying in bed staring at the ceiling for an hour 

- making yourself get out of bed anyways, getting something to eat and some tea before emailing you teacher and figuring out what you missed.

- endless to do lists of everything you need to make up

- scrolling through the studyblr tag for hours in an attempt to motivate yourself

- laying face down on the floor when the pile of assignments gets too overwhelming 

- shutting your laptop/books and crawling into a friends arms because it’s okay to take a break, it’s okay to get comfort

- the fireworks you feel inside when you see you managed to bring your grade up and pass despite everything

- you may not have gotten the highest score or turned in your best work

- but you are trying 

- and that’s all that matters.

Excuse me, if they don't put every single innuendo Jesper makes at Wylan in the show, i might just start to throw hands...

iconic moments that Must end up in the show:

“i. should. let. you. die”

jogs the liver

“i’m right here, father” (”has he been taking lessons from nina?” “maybe he’s a natural”)

“have a long trip down”

jesper’s oil presentation

kaz + puppies

…

Oh, Francis, my precious baby, you deserved better

WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY WARN ABOUT THE DAMN EXPLODING RATS AT THE BEGINNING OF STRANGER THINGS 3??

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

КАК ТОБОЙ ПОЛЬЗОВАТЬСЯ, ТУМБЛЕР

Ну и шо тут делать на Тумблере?

Quarantine is:

Dressing up like it's your birthday to go to the supermarket

Ruining your skin because you only eat toast and candy

Fucking up your sleep schedule bc nothing matters

Reading four books at the same time

Yearning for an adventure